No. He shits in his pants.
Friday, August 14, 2026
Real Butt Flavor
Republicans are particular about some things. Take ass. No artificial ass for them. They want original, unadulterated, gourmet Trump anus. Nothing else will do.
Wednesday, August 12, 2026
What to Do If You Smell Gas
The Package
I get a kick out of babies and how they are carried around like a sack of potatoes. Trump is nothing if not a huge baby, not to defame babies or impugn their innocence. Apparently Trump loves flying among all the ways his self-importance is ceaselessly massaged so it's great for once his mode of transport or delivery reflected the actual man in his unholy, malignant, me-before-everyone-else narcissism and neediness.
An inert Trump-in-a-box is wheeled and toted around, capturing the blob in his glorious passivity and dependency. King Fuck-up pretends to be so powerful. Apologies again for associating Trump with babies. I love babies. They deserve better. And the world and humanity deserve better than Trump.
Monday, August 10, 2026
I Love Lucifer
Why don't Republicans just admit it, that they're all satanists? I think it would make them feel good. They're relishing doing all the evil. Think how fantastically powerful and mighty they would feel if they owned it. They could revel in the devilry.
Bored Games
Republicans were afflicted with ennui. Starved for stimulation, maybe, sensing an end to their carbon blowout, the massive drunkenness of resource subsidies. They stood athwart history and yelled stop.
That exploitation must go on. The rich must have more, even after fracking. They would find oil somewhere. Elsewhere. Anywhere. TRUMP! Trump will do it. It takes an asshole. And he has.
Grand theft petroleum.
Fires and floods, fuck that. Or, bring it on. They have bunkers. The Putin Plan, perhaps. Oligarchy and apocalypse. Surplus of people. Thanks, robotics. Thanks, AI. They are expendable. We are expendable.
Sunday, August 9, 2026
America Wants
America wants you tired, it wants you poor, it wants you huddled in masses yearning to breathe free.
Saturday, August 8, 2026
Scalability
Wednesday, August 5, 2026
Cut Trump a Break
Look at it from Trump's perspective. He got more Americans killed by botching the COVID response than had died in all of America's wars since WWII, by a a lot. Maybe as many as were killed in WWII.
Just by being a moron and an idiot. Those lost in his stupid Iran war aren't that many by comparison. Republicans reelected him. Getting people killed isn't a problem for them. Why should it be for him?
The problem isn't Trump. Republicans created this. They could stop it tomorrow.
I Must Be Something Special
Rich techno-geeks get confronted with the conundrum and mystery of their obvious and undeniable superiority as established by their wealth and then, with the kinds of brains the have, analyze how they got there down to the first principle of their indisputable competitive excellence.
They won. They are winners. But did they get the girl? Hmm. Once you're rich enough you can buy anything. You can buy the girl, but the girl is tainted with insecurity, having been bought. The thing can go several ways from there, probably none of them good but you never know.
Look for compensation, a sure sign of insecurity. Compensation is trying to get even, to get out of a hole and insecurity is a hole. You suspect you're shit. You decide you're better than everyone else. Being better or worse isn't the problem, comparing yourself is the problem. Don't do it!
You aren't anytime else. There's an obvious limiting-case on the compensation scale, not to be named, but his need for reassurance to the point of adulation and worship is breathtaking, pathetic, and it would produce pity if he weren't fantastically vindictive, a crude form of compensation.
Back to the girl, Cheryl Tiegs was deemed an appropriate geek mate when I first began to observe this. Coming from the other end as a source of insecurity is idealism. The geek brain, gifted at abstraction, reverts to the perfect, platonic ideal of 'girl' or anything else, contributing to insecurity.
Comparison, again.
We each have our own lives. Don't compare. Live your life, appropriately immersed in the wonder and miracle of creation which some people, again unnamed, appear to want to destroy because it's imperfect, extrapolating from their own imperfection with which they are naggingly familiar.
No Room for Anyone Else
Republicans are insisting in the most forceful way, as eliminationists, that there's no room for anyone unlike them and they mean business. Call it overshoot, as I think it is. They feel the need to establish their absolute dominance and smash all resistance to the ground. Then, maybe, they'll lighten up and stop killing people for no reason but everything is on the table.
This is Calvinist and imperial. Calvinist strip the meaning out of life give you back just enough to make it bearable, if you're lucky. Imperialists take all the money and resources by the assumption of arbitrary authority since they, too, are the elect in their own and favored by God. Then they give enough back to you to keep you alive, if you're lucky, in testament to their beneficence.
Tuesday, August 4, 2026
Way to Go, Democrats
Democrats, different factions, fight for control of their party. Republicans fight for control of the country. Democrats can't decide what they stand for. Republicans are burning everything down.
Way to go, Democrats.
As the World Burns
Republicans are fighting Democrats, Democrats are fighting Democrats. Guess who wins. This has been going on for decades. Democrats struggle for perfection, to get it right, a purity project. Republicans are running the county and burning it to the ground. But Democrats will not change.
Democrats became our puritans. How weird is that.
No Recognized Grievance Group Left Behind
Democrats Didn't Even Try
While Republicans fought to control the country white women fought to control of Democrats. They won, controlling the character and messaging of the party. Democrats are the party of trans rights and abortion. Republicans run Nazis and psychopaths and win.
Way to go, Democrats. White women have a stranglehold on Democrats, Republicans a stranglehold on the country, and the country is coming unglued. Maybe the world and civilization, Just a thought, Democrats, but maybe should try beating Republicans.
Too late now.
Monday, August 3, 2026
The Day the World Shit a Brick
I think we're shitting a brick but I'm not sure. It's weird not to know but living in a world which the United States held together in some respects and watching it fall apart is stunning. Day after day we think we're maxed out and at our wit's end and then it gets worse.
Crack Addicts
Republicans, even the rich ones, can't get their faces out of Trump's ass. We're a really fucked up country.
Institutionalizing Injustice
The point of the Trump revolution is a handoff. The corruption is different, not the real intent but a related thing. Handing off the bigotry, repression and authoritarian cravings to the government is the goal. The government, instead of guaranteeing a measure of justice, institutionalizes injustice.
Racism is really personally toxic, absolutely corrosive to the human soul. When your psyche can't do without it you hire enforcers. Professionals, basically, the bigot's bureaucracy. You've got the tools of repression and exploitation working for you and you're insulated from that, so you feel fine.
Church, country club, a little philanthropy, you do all that. No organization is equipped or positioned to enforce brutality and privilege like the government. The government-hating insanity was nonsense. It was injustice they were after. So now they're throwing resources at the government.
And they're using it against us. That was always the idea. That was the point.
Our Darkest Hour
All That Jizz
I want to know what asshole is doing it, goading Trump into an insult or outrage. Some adolescents or arrested individuals must impel it, proposing dick things to do and following up on execution.
Trump comes up with some of it. You can tell. He's tooling around in the limo or being tooled, sees some treasure and needs to fuck with it -- deface it or desecrate it. Own it, in some way, being Trump.
Stamp it with the brand. Maybe he thought up the arch. But a team must be in on so much horror, jizzing and shitting civilization into a sty. All that jizz. Ejaculating on everything, in Jesus' holy name.
This takes a team. Trump wants to live in memory. Hostages, we pay billions, with perks, emoluments and overhead, to destroy our own country. I want names. Photos. Names, for now. Accountability later.
Sunday, August 2, 2026
We Hold These Truths to Be Expedient
The Great Mojo Fiasco of 2026
Trump's mojo is in tatters. He's been running from a reckoning forever. Bullies pick on people who can’t fight back trying to prove their worth to themselves, as it's mirrored back to them. They seek validation in adulation and domination. They use other people. They contribute nothing. Trump's life is spent avoiding knowing his vast inadequacy, the rich boy's dilemma. But it's happening.
The world watches. Trump, meet Herr Donald, courtesy of Iran. Courtesy of a reflecting pool. Courtesy of a botched anniversary bash. Courtesy of measles, explosive diarrhea and such accomplishments. Courtesy of masked thugs reviled on the streets. Enemies emboldened, allies embarrassed. The African death count won’t go away. We will remember. On and on, most of it impending.
The worst is coming. ICE funding goes through the roof. After the election, by design, Trump will unleash Terror in America, his signature domestic program of reform through violent intimidation. Deficits are coming like never before, huge bankruptcy, Trump's talent and special skill. He's got his war now, on credit. Republicans are leaders and leaders start wars. Way to go, Donald.
You fucking dumbass. With a 'B.'
Saturday, August 1, 2026
Adaptive Abuse
Head of abuse and chief insult officer Donald Trump leads a movement that's learning just how long you can go on screwing the hell out of people before they revolt. With MAGA it appears forever. And they're learning how to abuse people with maximum impact. MAGA has been enlisted in the project, so the idiots think they're winning. It's the Civil War all over again.
King of Farts
A person can only shit so much, by physical limitation, however many Big Macs one consumes, special sauce and all. I suspect Trump, in addition to shitting on everything, is farting a lot as a force multiplier, perhaps with a silencer. This supposition rests on the reactions of people around him. The looks.
We can't rule out moral compunction. There might be deeply buried, vestigial consciences still existing in Trump's orbit. Eradicating someone's humanity, clearly Trump's only talent and gift, is difficult. I detect strugglingly suppressed and emerging grimaces and indications of disgust in those around Trump.
The theory is subject to verification. Volunteers?
Friday, July 31, 2026
The Trump Trajectory
This is the Trump trajectory. He fucks everything up beyond belief, gets scared as shit and attacks. Huge losses. Who will bear them? To a greater degree than ever, because of his position, anybody but Trump.
High Plains Grifter
Trump rides into town. He's an outsider, rough around the edges, but he'll straighten everything out. He'll eliminate all the decency with corruption. Wasn't that what you wanted?
Trump Bites
Trump was never domesticated. Dogs that bite are trained out of it or put down. Trump needed to be trained or kenneled. He's feral. Too late now.
No One Is Safe
Republicans on the Attack
Fucking people up isn't enough. You have to be seen fucking people up, as exaggeratedly as possible. Be a misanthropist they name something after. An airport? The Rand Paul Memorial Burial Mound, maybe. He'll steal an Indian one.
Perhaps occupy it, eventually. Why wait?
Be epochal. Momentous. Apparently Homeric, to be timely. Good has been done. Behaving is bathetic. Building is boring. Rationality isn't creative. It's all been done. Devastation is cool. The world is built out. Blow it up. Be the blitz.
Make a name for yourself. Blow it all up.
Live Raid
Republican plundering emergency status notification. Looting is reaching a crisis level. Take cover.
Thursday, July 30, 2026
Nice Work but You Can't Get It
I want one of those Republican jobs. You get paid like crazy but you don't do shit. Or, you do do shit. They shit on everything and get paid for it. You have to pledge allegiance to Trump. I'm not going to do that.
Don't Fence Me In
Trump Baggage Bombs Iran
Trump is unloading his baggage on Iran ending up with more. I told him it wouldn't work. Call it the baggage paradox. Try to unload it and you end up with more.
Trump doesn't understand. Psychological baggage piles up when you don't deal with it yourself. Trump is sitting on a mountain of it now.
Wednesday, July 29, 2026
Try This
The Hidden Truth: Outsider Identification on the Right
Conservatives FEEL themselves to be outsiders storming the gates of the deep state and attacking the inefficiencies Democrats created with their abuse of the public trust. They're wasting your money all over, Republicans say.
Which I dispute in comparison with the unparalleled profligacy of Trump's administration. The reality underlying the outsider identification of Republicans is they never accepted the legal framework of the country to start.
Fair enough. Change it constitutionally.
The hidden truth is they never accepted the state's validity but were working for factional and partisan interests, firstly for the rights of rich people and fuck everyone else. They are monarchists. Kleptocrats. Oligarchs. Flirty Fascists.
And other things. But they aren't patriotic.
I don't judge them, they judged themselves. Where do they get off saying rich people are treated unfairly? It's a scam. A scam masking the intention to overthrow the state and reinvent the country as a rich man's playground.
They ARE outsiders, because they are culture-war combatants.
January 6 wasn't a one-off. It was war against the state.
Which the Republican Party endorsed and officially signed up for.
Making them enemies of the country they pretend to support.
Game of Thrones
Tuesday, July 28, 2026
Under What Circumstances?
America's Fart Health
America's fart health has been deemed excellent after a checkup involving a general assessment of frequency, potency and gross emissions. Also employed was an EAG, and Electrical Ass-o-Gram, to see if the internal, fart-producing components were in good shape. All was well and splendid.
The testing was initiated by reports of extraordinary activity. America was found to be in a fantastic state of anal gaseous generation. Those on the receiving end, the millions and millions of people being farted at and shit upon, were not happy at this news, that America was simply doing what came naturally.
Americans, it was seen, have become the biggest pigs in world history.
And they have committed themselves to that path no matter what. Venezuelan oil is an example. You want it, you take it, because America is special and the rules don't apply to you. Iran has proved a tougher nut. Americans were high on their own farts when it came to that. And Iran is farting back.
I love how you hate me.
Democrats are hating on Republicans, a natural outcome of abuse that further empowers the abusers. Republicans welcome it. It means their tactics are working. Not that condemnation doesn't have its place, as a unifying force providing focus among the abused and as defining the nature of the resistance.
But it must translate into understanding and then action. Hate can't be helped faced with such injustice. Let's make it into a positive force. Let's make it count.
Trump's Reversed New Testament: Tribalism Returns
So, the Old Testament was tribal but it made the king subject to the law. It established the supremacy of the law, which came from God. The New Testament extended it to all of humanity, initiating Christianity as a religion that was about behaviors, adherence to laws and standards and not belonging or tribal membership, universally and among all of humanity.
Universality was a natural and needed development and evolution, implied by the character of the law as natural law. Republicans reverted to tribalism, asserting that behaviors didn't matter, that laws were illegitimate constraints on human freedom, and fuck you. Now they're demanding and asserting universal tribalism, as perverse and self-contradictory as it sounds.
Not content with being tribal assholes, they want worldwide tribalist assholedom, decency must be eradicated everywhere, being an insult to their worldview. No law, no standards, life is shit.
Into this steps Donald Trump who is recognized as the King of the Losers and someone with the magical touch. Everything he touches turns to shit, a gilt turd still being a turd. Democrats think an awakening is possible on the right. It really isn't, as a matter of principle. They want everything to be shit. They will have to be swimming in shit for a change of heart to occur.
Maybe not even then, by which time it is too late anyway. This is the new compact with God being proposed. We'll see what God has to say, assuming God exists. Meanwhile it's life in the sty.
Monday, July 27, 2026
He's a Soul Man
Donald Trump doesn't have a living soul, an adjunct of which is having a conscience, but he's a soul man. Freed from the constraints of being normal and giving a shit about anything, Trump taps into the animal nature that remains, all that there is of him, to appeal to the animal nature in everyone.
The animal aspect can be dis-integrated from intelligence and decency, Trump's call of the wild.
Don't answer it. Whatever we are, and I don't claim to know, we are more or less than animals if only in our power. More, if we accept the responsibilities of our station. We are worse and less than animals if we fail and refuse, a rogue and unworthy component of creation, inhabiting the land of MAGA.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Sharia Law
Shame Is a Bitch
MAGA is getting rid of its massive reservoir of dishonor by destroying the context that contains it. The shame of their racism, their corruption, the Civil War, segregation, desegregation, fucking country music and NASCAR and the entire pathetic, shit culture of whining, self-pity, false bravado, sin and decay.
They are such fantastically fucked-up and unworthy degenerates the one way out is to destroy all decency and standards, burning everything to the ground. They'll get us all killed to unload their disgrace.
Sunday, July 26, 2026
Making a Run at Unconstrained Evil
For the record, Trump and his gang are going for the full unconstrained evil thing. Those are the stakes. Impunity. Immunity. They can do whatever the fuck they want to anybody. They'll not only do it to make a point they'll go beyond that. Overreach, to establish their dominance, as with the ICE shit. They are not fucking around, but they're a mess so there should be opportunities to stop them. And Democrats are totally unprepared.
Fuck Y'all
The Republican movement in two words, 'fuck y'all.' Southern white people never signed on to the American state thing, formally. They went along on their own terms. Slavery, then apartheid.
Desegregation was the last insult. The war was on, again. This time they won. Dishonorably, as always, because the cause is racism and injustice. States' rights is up for argument, as far as I'm concerned.
I don't care. Democrats who think what they say means anything or that they stand for anything but some brutal, insane fundamentalist shit are wrong. They want to destroy you. 'Fuck you' is all of it.
The World Is Burning
The world is burning and Republicans are thrilled. Their plan is working. Their desires fulfilled. They came to destroy, so everything is going great. They are celebrating and cheering it on.
Friday, July 24, 2026
Straight from the Pit of Hell to Your House
America Declares Moral Bankruptcy
Every day the Trump insanity goes on America is declaring its moral bankruptcy to the world. They've reacted and are waiting to see if we pull out of it. They haven't foreclosed yet but they will.
Thursday, July 23, 2026
Crime and Punishment
Insider trading is Trump's latest favorite activity. His administration runs on corruption. Then they punish us. Our existence is a threat to them. Standards are a threat to them, so they must be eradicated and fear instilled everywhere. No one can be left who dares challenge them.
Wednesday, July 22, 2026
Mad King Donald
We've got a king, Mad King Donald. And his reign of terror. Democrats gave us 'all we have to fear is fear.' Mad King Donald and his spineless supporters give us 'all we have is fear.'
Democrats, remember where we came from. A fair shake for everyone. Fight for it. We were great then. Good, in any case. Republicans want to destroy it, America's heart and decency.
Monday, July 20, 2026
Homie That Trashed Spain Suddenly a Fan
Trump, the homie that's been trashing Spain and most recently threatened to cut off all trade, suddenly found his inner fan while wishing Franco were back and they were a dictatorship. Then he could play ball in his preferred way, mano a mano with a fellow autocrat. He wants a dictatorship for everyone. No other form of government makes sense to him.
Trump Dishonors Dead Soldiers
Donald Trump is dishonoring dead soldiers by claiming he's retaliating on their behalf, of some such shit. Let's get it straight. Trump never does anything for anyone but himself. The whole war is his. The fucked up economy is his. The ICE murders are his. The hundreds of thousands of deaths caused by what he did to USAID is his. Explosive diarrhea is his. Measles is his. The desecration and destruction of our national monuments is his. Attacking renewable energy is his. Creating a Supreme Court supermajority of political hacks is his. And that isn't all that's his, the miserable, psycho piece of garbage.
Headline USA: Trump Mistakes Personal Shit for Reality
Real Freedom Is Never Having to Admit You're Out of Your Minds
Republicans have a niche market, where the crazies live. When they say free they mean me, meaning them. Someone else pays the bills, someone else cleans house, and someone else feeds them, clothes them and wipes their filthy asses.
No wonder Trump is their idol. Trump says you never have to grow up, that you can live like pigs and the world will still be there to exploit and enjoy, fuck the future and everyone else. Freedom to them is the opportunity to live irresponsibly.
Sunday, July 19, 2026
The Eternal Frame
A few titles from the Rich Person's Book Club I unearthed ...
1. How to Profit from the Death of DEI
2. Annihilating the Middle Class: the Money in Misery
3. Who Needs Workers We Got Bots
4. The Apocalypse as a Business Opportunity
5. Jesus is on Our Side: Social Darwinism for Believers
6. Memoirs of a Maker
7. Building a Bunker: Guide for the Compleat Idiot
8. The Imitation of the Antichrist
9. Making Money off Musk: Never Mind the Murder
10. Raising a Rich Kid to Win: A Motivational Guide
11. The Whole Earth Epilogue
FedEx is a Fucking Mess
Rational regulation gives us companies that work. Profitable, responsible, good jobs, long-term success. Laissez-faire gives us plunder. Short-term profits and companies that are shit.
FedEx is a southern company. An entrepreneurial company. FedEx runs on the plantation model. Screw the workers. Screw the customers, as much as possible. Take the money and run.
Brigade de Trump
Trump is fortifying Washington. He won't leave. He's building his führerbunker. The Donnie Doctrine emerges from the ashes. Attack everybody. Steal everything. Make them come for you.
He's going to fight it out. Little Donnie is going down with the ship. He'll take all of us and everything he can with him. Only that will give him the denouement he deserves, a big-ass final episode.
Saturday, July 18, 2026
Turd Weight
Trump is being flown all over at incredible expense. He recently flew two jumbo jets to Europe because, I guess, it takes that to encompass his magnificence. Whereas, I think he's about 250 lbs of shit, an eighth of a ton. Then it occurred to me there's no succinct, concise way of expressing a unit of Trump.
He is kind of a thing, just a big whatever, and between a pound and a ton I don't think there's anything. Maybe a kilo, but still a lot of space without a denomination so I propose, in honor of Trump, that 250 lbs be termed a 'turd weight' and became an official unit of measure. I've kept his name off not to offend.
My Liberal Awakening
I was about 12. My father worked at Logistics Command at WPAFB. There was a cassette tape circulating there, of all places, he brought home that criticized our involvement in Vietnam, based on cultural knowledge. I don't remember specifics, but it argued we had no idea what the fuck we were doing. Dad had concluded, I believe, that Dayton might be the Siberia of the Air Force. Step on the wrong toes in Washington and there you go. The base, in any case, was impressive.
He said they got some brilliant people. He wondered what they were doing there. I thought there might be a hierarchy of Siberias. Anyway, I was an instinctively conservative kid but I wasn't stupid. The info in the cassette made me mad. And made me a lifelong liberal though I was a preservationist, interested in the old ways and cultural continuity. So, a weird mix. I would have identified as a Democrat because of Kennedy. I stayed a Latin Mass sort of preservationist but never bought the broad brush.
Not after the cassette. I wanted to look deeper. I mistrusted positions backed by enthusiasm and emotional appeal. I hated unloading, putting your baggage on someone else and lighting them on fire. It infuriates me. I don't know where that came from. Again, I was 12. My rust-belt city was beginning to fail. The Catholic Church threw out Gregorian Chant for the most insipid guitar music ever. I remember arguing in grade school the National Guardsmen at Kent State needed to be considered, that they couldn't be that different from the students. Something went horribly wrong.
I felt incredibly alone. Maybe every kid does, I don't know, in their individual way. I disliked Nixon. More confusion. I couldn't understand how he got elected, but when he got caught I said we needed to own our role in it. We elected the fucker. Who did we think it reflected on? He won, a real landslide. A super-humongous, incredible, never-before-seen or to-be-repeated landslide by a certain standard. But, no, we needed to feel better about ourselves by making a bonfire out of Nixon.
So I'm dying these days. Unloading is the new America. Bonfires worldwide. We were always vain, in an innocent, rah-rah, everybody-look-how-great-we-are way. Now it's horrible. Worst unloading I've ever seen. Calvinist, witch-hunt shit. Life-hating shit. Kill the messenger, his entire family, and blow his country to bits shit. Did somebody hurt our feelings? Awwww. We hurt our own feelings. We sensed an end to an imagined, idealized America and threw a tantrum not wanting to grow up.
We're stuck in a frat house phase. Another thing, I evolved an attitude about the south. Confusion, bordering on bigotry. To my Catholic sensibilities something was off. I didn't like how southerners, like Lyndon Johnson, presented. I saw the preachers on TV, when that started, and thought, this is religion? As ever enthusiasm put me off. Unloading, self-righteousness and a lack of balance concerned me. And, in this puritanical context, their women went to church looking like prostitutes.
Confusing! I ended up in the south. My assessment has been solidified. I understand now why the women dress that way and the makeup. I read books, by southern women. It's an expression of white male power. Of privilege. They don't work in the fields! You want to be as obviously, pretentiously far from that as possible. I wonder why. Somebody was happily working there on their behalf, we're told, and being treated very well. That's unloading at a structural level. Ask black people.
The whole country is the Confederacy. Read about the Confederacy. Notice the fixation on ownership. Property. Listen to black people. They're the experts. And stand in awe of the injustice. If it's a byproduct of something larger, like authoritarianism, or religious fundamentalism, or a hatred of creation that encompasses everything, the bigotry being a product of that because women and minorities are archetypally perceived as being closer to nature, then fine. But the interface, for us, is injustice. Horrific injustice, and it's the leading edge of the thing.
Our conservatives aren’t conservatives. The country is innately liberal. Democrats are conservatives. Republicans are insane.
Friday, July 17, 2026
Real Men Don't Wear Trad
Trad is for losers. Insecure men want submission. Real men don't wear trad.
Intellectual Ferment
Conservatism rots brains, not that conservatives can't be clever. That's different. Fermentation might enhance that.
I, Bacterium
Thursday, July 16, 2026
Beyond Blanche DuBois
The truth is trite. Two plus two equals four. Not fun. Two plus two equals sixteen is interesting. Two plus two equals Blanche DuBois is more interesting. It's creative. If there's a wild woods beyond Blanche DuBois Republicans are there.
Casino Fatale
The casino economy has unusual stakes. You can lose your life. James Bond doesn't win, the good guys die, and you can't choose not to play. They roll the dice for you. Cue the music.
Wednesday, July 15, 2026
The ICE Chronicles
My father was a chemical engineer and then an industrial engineer. He taught management from the engineering end. He talked about businesses building a capability. What do we call it when the capability is destruction? The Nazis figured it out experimentally. Then they built camps. They built ovens.
Still a capability. Republicans are building a capability. They've skipped some steps. Consolidated it. Intent is critical. And the willingness to use violence. Those are in place. The rest is evolutionary. Shit happening, like ICE murders and incarcerations, are a prelude to doing whatever the fuck they want.
To anybody.
Republicans Were the Beneficiaries of Political Correctness
Republicans were the beneficiaries of political correctness. They'd been working for decades to overthrow the government. Democrats were too polite to call them on it.
Meanwhile they accused Democrats of everything, almost none of it true. The stuff was true of them. They defused accountability against them with attacks on Democrats.
Cunning fuckers. Democrats made them look brilliant. Destruction is easy. Preservation is hard. Building is harder. They didn't come to save or build. They came to destroy.
Tuesday, July 14, 2026
Conservative War on America
It’s terrifying. More so because it's mostly unconscious, resisting repentance and reform. Racism is so personally toxic it got institutionalized so ‘good’ people could practice it, the Bible and Constitution suffering reinterpretation in parallel. The bigots rejected both but used them for cover. A couple of generations down the road the inheritors of the tradition are so buried in lies they have no clue, like the point Zwick made to you but with the urgency of denial because the racist material they’d embraced is radioactive.
Mad Men stepped in, the marketing revolution replacing everything productive with, essentially, lies. Republicans rejoiced. They wouldn’t have to live in the leafy shadows of Newport and Greenwich anymore as a political matter and southern voters could be had for the beads and trinkets of racist innuendo. The woke people saw this. The politics were terrible but the perception correct, that the social conservatives were coming after everything, down to the universities, the last real institutional bastion of the left.
Hollywood was about money, always to a degree, though some fought its influence. It wasn’t their fault where the money took them. There are good lies, called art, that they had sold in the past. Anyway, the Confederacy had been conditioned and primed to succumb to lies, a torrent or trickle, and we got both, frontal assaults and subtle manipulations, the frontal assaults predominating lately. Democrats are still on their heels, or asses, knocked so off balance they can’t see what happened, forget mounting an effective defense.
Even now, when the enemy has won and the country will have to be recaptured, Democrats can’t see clearly what has happened. I feel for them but the stupor of suburbanity mostly has them in its grip. Republicans are street fighters. Democrats studied how to run a country, as Lakoff points out, or watched West Wing longingly as it aged into irrelevance. Republicans studied how to win since they had no intention of running the country anywhere but into the ground. They can’t ‘get out of their story.’ They’re enslaved to it.
War of the Worlds
Trump's regime is in a war of death against life, including the destruction of their own humanity which they hate. We're a part of nature so they want to kill that too. It's a war of the worlds.
Death envying life, an existential battle, not against individuals but individuation. A drive to absorb or annihilate all they can encompass, since life is meaningless, unintelligible and shit.
Monday, July 13, 2026
Make America Ass Explode
We aren't halfway through Trump's term, it seems like forever. The world feels immensely older. Trump promised a rebirth. It's a slaughter. Now America is shitting its brains out, courtesy of Trump.
Sunday, July 12, 2026
Run, Trump, Run!
I had a thought. Maybe people had been telling Trump for years to run because he was about to get his ass handed to him in another failed venture and Trump, in his obtuseness and unsurpassed vanity, thought they meant he should run for president. It was always a mistake!
Love Is All Around
Rugged Institutionalization
Rugged individualism was always a canard, innocent in its place. Vanity is everywhere, in a manner or degree. At the extremes it achieves escape velocity into unreality with the most dependent, subsidized and supported class claiming supreme independence, branding themselves 'makers,' and riding off into a mirage and hallucinated sunset of productivity and personal achievement.
We Are the Barbarians
We always were. America has some great people. Responsible, intelligent, ethically gifted citizens, the best of us, appeared representative. They never were, but when they led the country it worked.
The barbarian elements, concentrated in the south, were bonded by a shared bigotry and a revivalist, irrationalist, charismatic religion that legitimized authoritarianism, apartheid and brutality.
Saturday, July 11, 2026
Trump the Chicken
Can Trump Win the Nobel Peace Prize by Dying?
Finally, Saddam Trump might deserve his Nobel Peace Prize. By dying. Republicans, the FATH* party, will try to carry on killing. They love killing. But there will be a huge lapse in the power of hate in the world when Trump dies. That deserves to be recognized. Hail Trump! Thank you for dying. The best thing, the only decent thing, you ever did, ridding us of you. The world is finally united, in relief.
* Fuck America To Hell
Friday, July 10, 2026
Have They Tried Burping Him?
Has anyone tried burping Trump? He's old, he's ornery, he's overweight. We have to try it. I might be mixing his emotional age in with things, since in aspects he's stuck in infancy and babies need burping or they can get cranky. Trump is cranky all the time. The reasoning is solid.
Who, for Christ's sake, would elect such a person? That was an aside.
It's hard to imagine how this wretch became president. Anyway, he looks gaseous as hell. That's evidence. Somebody try it. Be vigorous. Smack him on the back. Strange to think such a thing might mean life or death for millions. Might already have, Trump's dyspepsia and bloating.
He hovers and moves like the Hindenburg. Burp the shit out of him.
Rage Against the Machinators
I don't give a shit about the machines and their capabilities. Well I do, in a positive way when they're used to do good. But fuck the people who use them for ill. And they seem to be everywhere.
Thursday, July 9, 2026
The Casino Is Bankrupt. Long Live the Casino!
The problem isn't Trump, if it ever was. He's fucked it up royally, again. The American casino is bankrupt. There's no daddy to bail him out. Run, Trump, run.
He's his own banker, courtesy of crypto. We're at that stage when Trump goes bust and weasels his way out. He grabs the money, as much as he can, and runs.
Queens Quixote
Donald Trump, Quixote from Queens, is actually attacking windmills. Real ones and imagined. The windmills are fighting back. And they're winning.
Wednesday, July 8, 2026
Only People With Guns Shoot People
Tell gun nuts guns are the problem and they will shoot at you. They say people are the problem. They proved both. Guns are the constraint.
Gun nuts are also the problem. Only people with guns shoot people. Let them choose. Regulate guns or regulate gun nuts. Either is fine with me.
America Lost Its Mind So You Don't Have To
The world is learning from us. Electing your Id to run your country is not a good move. You can thank us later if we're still around.
Asshole Course of Action
Tuesday, July 7, 2026
State of Abnormality
Democrats have got to go big if they have the chance. Nothing piecemeal. Declare Trump's entire stint as president, both terms, illegitimate. He impeached himself, if with a bunch of abettors. Blow the whole fucking thing up. The Republican Party is the Confederacy. Traitors. The South has risen again. The stench of death is everywhere.
I've Got to Be Me
Whoopee We're All Gonna Die!
Moron Day
Maybe if we celebrated morons, gave them their due, they wouldn't try to rise up, take over, and get us all killed. Just a thought.
War of the Worlds
Donald Trump is at war with the world, in revenge for being born. He's that damaged. He has allies, firstly an extreme, life-hating bunch of feral Calvinists that hate creation. Pentecostals. Somewhat unbelievably they are joined by a group of tech tycoons who have become catastrophists.
They think societal collapse will play out well for them, never mind the carnage. They don't care. The tech tycoons are like brains suspended in a medium as was portrayed in a Star Trek episode. Alienation unites these factions in a war of the worlds. Life against Death. Love against Hate.
Existence against non-existence, when it's modeled out, but not all of them will own it. The Calvinists might. They really hate everything. The corruption and imperfection of creation as they experience it makes them all mad, both pissed and crazy, so in both those senses of the word.
Not to be discouraging but this is it. We didn't choose it but we are thrust into a battle of good against evil. The world of life against the world of death. Intelligibility against chaos. Cooperation against convulsion. We are called on to resist in an epic and battle that looks like bathos from the inside.
Third-rate characters like Trump. Even our villains suck but they kill you anyway. Satan is driving a clown car, but it's still fatal as hell. They will destroy everything and kill us by the billions and never look back. Big numbers are nothing to them or they like them. Psychopaths think big.
Monday, July 6, 2026
Waiting for Answer
Trump Universe
I can usually understand what Trump is trying to say, it’s just elliptical as shit. Lots of bits left out, but the guy is in his own world and not very smart, only driven to win and self-centered to such an extreme it probably would take a psychic or savant to comprehend it and they might not come back intact.
In the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy there's a thing called the total perspective vortex that destroys you by enabling you to glimpse how REALLY insignificant you are for a split-second. Trump is the opposite, a total lack-of-perspective vortex. Inside there the universe is Trump. And Trump is the universe.
Donald Trump, Debutante
Trump scammed himself. Unable to maintain his identity, weakly linked to reality on his best days, he has fallen for his own lies and is buying his own bullshit. Believing is madness, buying-in a catastrophe. We know from the study of the southern belle. Bellehood.
It's a role. You play a role. You play the game. Don't step inside it, for fuck's sake, but no one can accuse Trump of any sense. I defer to authority, Shirley Abbott, in Womenfolks: Growing Up Down South. The point of a belle is to become a lady. God help you if you fail.
Trump failed. Trump wanted to be prom queen. He got elected. He gloried in it. Things began to go wrong. Wrong by his standard, magical compliance with his every wish, Trump being infantilized beyond recovery. He felt disrespected. Heads must roll.
The stage of retribution arrives. Vengeance. Think of the movie Carrie. And the correspondents dinner, where Obama made fun of Trump. Everyone gets it at those things, but Donald is different. Très fragile. Trump fumed. He was livid. He brings it on himself.
Nobody makes fun of Trump! What a fucking idiot. We all must pay. So this is our country now. Watch the revenge scenes from Carrie on your own. Choose your version, it all burns down. This is Trump's story and the story of the south. The south wanted its dream.
They needed to live the lie. Failure was unthinkable. Failure was growing up, the end of a vile system, voluntarily or otherwise. Otherwise it was. Still, they never gave up. The presentation of purity and innocence masked astonishing debasement and corruption.
The USA now, with the monster, Trump, our embodiment and bastion of purity. He carries the torch. The scepter. He wears the sash, Miss USA, Miss World, Miss Galaxy, Miss Cosmos, whatever he claims. The magic wand of lies and corruption makes it real.
But it's not real. It's nothing but lies.
Sunday, July 5, 2026
Trump, the Musical
I envision a remake of The Music Man telling the story of Trump, a trickster, fraudster and hustler who concludes he is every outrageous, self-inflating lie he tells about himself. He falls for himself, or the idea and invention of himself because there's nothing there. Language fails us but I think we can portray it, as a matter of art. Love, for example, can't exist within the gravitational pull of Trump's egotism.
I know, hard to get your head around. Trump is alone in the universe.
Trump's self-centeredness -- again, language fails but work with me -- creates a draft, vortex or suction of such ridiculous force it swallows people instantly into the black hole of Trump's nothingness. We can't imagine it without reference to something or without meaning attached to it but we have to get past that. Meaning doesn't exist in proximity to Trump. How the fuck do we portray that?
With negative space. We can infer the shape and substance of Trump from his effects, and the area of devastation around him.
The things we value, love, family, our health, connection with nature, security, beauty, vanish into the void encountering Trump's influence. Their lack defines Trump. Vampire elements are in play, but vampires are intelligible. Reason, ethics, right and wrong -- vaporize on contact with Trump. Trump is a void. The currency among people is meaning, in my opinion. It's not the currency with Trump.
Trump is an invitation to abandon your humanity and assimilate with him in the void. As I say, impossible to confront directly. I try to imagine Trump's aloneness. Truly, he is alone in the universe. Nothing means anything. Everything is terrifying and incomprehensible. Or, he doesn't know what intelligibility is. He's never experienced it. The fear is unfathomable, existential and all-consuming.
He is so incredibly fucking alone. Now, to give you an example of a song, there might be a version of this some maiden sings to Trump before her humanity is destroyed, and then Trump singing a version 'Till There Was Me' after annihilating the maiden, which Trump sings to himself.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zmt9d6zr0bs&si=I7JlSnhKQPMS65u-
Goldwater Girl Has a Gun
Democrats can't get their heads out of their asses. They humored the crazies too long. No, the Second Amendment isn't about the private ownership of firearms. It just isn't. Unprejudiced sources agree, nine of ten, at least. Hillary, stop saying you have a gun. Or a license, or whatever. You're not pulling it off. And I'm tired as shit of it, Democrats playing to the nutcases.
That helps them stay nutcases. And that's only one issue. The list is long, maybe most impressively on defense. The military. Guess who Republicans are attacking now? Anybody they want, including American citizens. And we didn't take a stand, so people don't know what the fuck we're for. Maybe Bernie. But the Democrats wouldn't have him, or get clear on anything.
Saturday, July 4, 2026
The Devil Wears Nada
Friday, July 3, 2026
A Confederate Fourth
The Force Is With Us
Why don't they just call him Lord Vader. Darth would do. Republicans are under a spell. In a cult. Part of a robot army. Call in the exorcist.
The Bell Tolls for Us
This had to happen. If we didn't know it before we know it now, that America has an undercurrent of evil going back to slavery, racism and a creed of greed, a religion of money and power that grew in parallel with Pentecostal Christianity. We never dealt with it. Those forces have risen up and are running the show. Calling it evil is not exaggerating. It is evil. They are evil. We, the opposition, hesitate to say it but we can because we are not tribalists and an identity cult. Which means we criticize behaviors.
They can became un-evil. Someone can't became un-black or un-brown. That's the identity cult. We are being forced to own our evil. That's good. Canada is a model. Scandinavia is a model. Hell, the rest of the traditionally western, European countries are models in comparison with us. We made it easy. Trump is evil but he's sick. He's a compulsive. Non-compos by a normal standard. Lord Vader, Darth Donald, still a tool. We need to deal with the Death Star. The fatalities are rolling in. The bell is tolling for us.
The Umpire Strikes Back
Conservative Industrial Complex
The Coddling of the Conservative Mind
Trump has exposed the scam of conservatism. They inhabit the upside-down. Where rugged individualists, the leaders and producers, need to have everyone get out of the way and yield. Though supposedly strong and unstoppable they must be unimpeded in their plunder or everything will fall apart.
In the upside-down the most powerful people, the super-rich, aren't rewarded enough and must have more. The dominant religious group, Christians and especially conservative Christians, are persecuted. They are disrespected and denied free expression. They must have recognition as the state religion.
White people are subject to prejudice. They are threatened and everyone else must go. Money and power, which conservatives already have, are their own justification. By divine right or natural law, take your pick. The status quo, which favors conservatives, is sacred. It must not be challenged.
The law and prisons protect these interests from the rabble. That underclass, most of humanity, are a burden. Sometimes a nuisance. They are tolerated if required for their labor or as soldiers or servants and enforcers, but they are otherwise disposable. Technology is making them useless.
They had better behave and revere their masters or they will be eliminated. God is on the side of conservatives and probably a conservative Himself. Times have changed, it's hard to say. But power is an expression of divine will, in the way the universe is made. Play your part or you will be removed.
Trump Ruins Nation's Big Birthday
Fantastically spoiled, vindictive narcissist Donald Trump has ruined the nation's big birthday. He did everything wrong but mostly it was partisanship and his huge, pathetic, insatiable ego. No one can imagine him behaving otherwise. It is who he is.
Thursday, July 2, 2026
Go Fourth
Trump's July 4th festival is as it had to be, a celebration of America's demise and the triumph of the Confederacy. Private property defined the Confederacy. Black people can show up to public stuff.
It was always about exclusion. Trump's turnout, and everything else, heralds the new way. Nothing is ours. It's theirs, the people who own it. The people who own us. Every day it's more literally true.
The Last Temptation of Trump
Wednesday, July 1, 2026
Who are the idolators now? Who is enslaved to superstition?
I knew Catholics were accused of idolatry and superstition by some Protestants. Of being degraded and undignified. Of misunderstanding how God had made us, as reasoning beings, and of what God wanted and expected from us, as reasoning beings and uniquely as an element of creation.
Who are the idolators now? Who's superstitious and degraded? Who is bowing before a charlatan and a buffoon who clads everything he can get his hands on in gold and has grifted his way through a life of preying on everyone he could, sometimes apparently for sport. Those Protestants.
People need balance. They need reason and they need a place for story and imagination. The senses must be engaged. Those Protestants were deprived of Christian art. Rich religious experiences that were emotionally and humanly satisfying. So they fell for shit. They fell for Trump.
And they fell from grace in the bargain. Since it's a bargain they made with the devil.
Sunday, June 28, 2026
The Confluence
Build it and they will come. The virtual prison of Calvinism, believing life and creation are a shit interruption in the existence of your perfect, pure, immortal and immaterial soul, argues for a physical manifestation as a reflection of God's goodness. Hence a Republican incarceration fixation. Hence the love of prisons, brutal and arbitrary detainment since it embodies God's perversion, in sticking you in a body in the first place.
God's way, in other words, is the path of cruelty. To keep sin in check, I suppose, and to curb fleshly desires. We're incarcerated in creation so why not. Why not jail everybody. And why not drill down, define it and refine it so there's an ecosystem of incarceration. And nothing else, with wonderful hierarchies of pain and persecution. Anybody thinking about what might happen if, by some miracle, rational, decent people get control again?
Mike Johnson's nightmare. He's pissing his pants over it. Why? They all deserve jail. He knows it. So, back to the question, what do we do when, what, maybe a third of the country ought to be in jail, both for past transgressions and because they will never stop with the criminal intent? They walked away at the end of WWII, many committed Nazis and war criminals. They walked from the Civil War, too many traitors and racist assholes.
Where did that get us? Same shit all over again.
What would be justice for perps Miller, Vought and Trump? There would need to be thousands of each of them, punished and tortured forever. Still not enough. This applies to the Republicans in Congress. They created the mess, made themselves convicts. Sentencing is superfluous. They convicted themselves. I don't have an answer. Justice can't be had. Mercy hasn't worked. That's where we are, assuming we have an opportunity to do anything.
Saturday, June 27, 2026
Loss of Composure
I lost my composure for over 50 years. It was a hell of a realization. I don't know where you go from there.
Live Hate
Republican hate is going live, less processed and more immediate, overt and aggressive. We have a true Nazi outbreak on our hands.
Nobody Is Going to Want Any of Trump's Shit
Reading a little about the artifacts of the Mughal Empire, including such as the Taj Mahal, made me think of course about Trump's physical legacy, in buildings and grounds, and how it will be utter shit. Nobody is going to want it. We will have to tear it all down.
Poor Conservatives
Near to the core of the conservative scam is their persecution complex. This is connected to the FEELING and belief they are inexplicably, arbitrarily and irreducibly better than everyone else. So they should always get their way and be showered with rose petals while trammeling us.
Nothing in their environment should make them uncomfortable. Evangelicals and rich people both believe in this, in the one instance having been chosen and favored by God and in the other through Social Darwinism, also a kind of godly favor, so we should let them have their way.
Thursday, June 25, 2026
United States Disproves Existence of God
The implosion of the United States is epochal. We're proving, finally, that humanity is hopeless. In the past the excuse that competition for resources and a struggle for survival caused all the conflict and horrible behavior was plausible. Not in the case of the United States.
The most fortunate country ever is destroying itself out of stupidity and a hatred of life. Not interpersonal or tribal malice but a contempt for existence. One-off, irreproducible circumstances of insane good fortune haven't produced a more kind and just society. It's produced pigs.
So it was never circumstantial. The murderous wars and barbarity were chosen. Societies could have opted for cooperation. And they did at times but it always ultimately got used for competitive advantage and wanton destruction. We know it because America is doing it now.
Wednesday, June 24, 2026
Summer of Hate
We had a summer of love, years ago. I predict 2026 we will be the summer of hate, courtesy of Donald Trump and Republicans. Fight against it, people. It won't be enough but do it anyway. Practice love.
Fertility Cult
I can't imagine anything having to do with JD Vance not being sick. His marriage must be sick as shit. Vance believes in wives as submissives. If Usha is a helpmeet and submissive it's sick as shit. If she isn't what the fuck is she doing with him?
And she's pregnant. I suspect that's Vance being fertile as a show of something, for the cultists. He's in a cult and fertility is a part of it. This is some sick shit. Usha is a Hindu. It's possible they faint or fall over in the face of evil as peaceful resistance.
Like a possum, total passivity. Good luck with that. It has never worked but nothing has. Sometimes evil wins. Innocent people die by the millions. The perps mostly go unpunished because there is too many of them. When evil wins it's a contagion.
A City in a Hole
Magic Carpet Ride
Trump Is Algae
Sometimes it's obvious. When evangelical Christians get hysterical over 'Sharia Law' as though that's likely to replace the American legal system it's because they're in direct competition. Evangelicals want a totalitarian theocratic state.
Similarly with Trump and algae.
Trump is a mindlessly reproductive entity spreading the brain software virus or bacterium of MAGA. We've seen how it explodes in populations that aren't inoculated with the ability to think critically. So Trump is terrified of algae.
Sunday, June 21, 2026
Trump Destroys Reflecting Pool
When you're as fucked up as Trump messages emerge from the unconscious and have to be deciphered and interpreted. Recall that in the story of Narcissus the mirroring is a reflection, his reflection, in water. And the Washington Monument, an obelisk, is basically a big dick.
So there's something going on with Trump and his dick. Or, and this is where interpretation comes in, the dick might represent Trump, at possibly different metaphorical levels and with a range to it. We know he's sick, physically ill, but they won't tell us what's going on. Prostate, perhaps?
In which case treatment might have shrunk his dick which was probably hard for him to see anyway because of bloat. Or it might be the usual thing with Trump, that he's fucked everything up again unbelievably, so that's another insult to his manhood, maybe more devastating.
The whole world is watching him flail around. After insulting Italy Trump was branded 'coglione' which Wiktonary translates as idiot, fool, dipshit, and dumbfuck, the primitive meaning being 'ball-sack' which I like though there's much material there to be mined. Italian insults are rich.
Anyway, Trump would be unconsciously destroying the reflecting pool to avoid confronting challenges to his manhood. He's trying not to see his dick so he can maintain some swagger in his mind when in fact he's failing spectacularly. Stay away from the reflecting pool, by the way.
Trump has become unbelievably sensitive about it. You might be arrested. It equates to seeing Trump naked and possibly full-frontal as though anyone wants that. We just want him to go the fuck away. The whole world wants him to go the fuck away, but we'll see who he insults today.
Saturday, June 20, 2026
Trump Meets His Asshole
Trump can out-asshole anybody. Or so we thought, maybe, come down to it. Trump's a pussy asshole, a nepo asshole and derivative. He didn't earn it, but was born into it. Opportunistically.
How hard was it, with the Trump millions and his cold mom and asshole mentor daddy, to achieve asshole supremacy? Netanyahu is something else, the real asshole deal, as Trump is finding out.
Wednesday, June 17, 2026
But He's Our Piece of Shit
That Sinking, Stinking Feeling
Think of how many times Donald Trump has realized he just really fucked up. God only knows if we include private humiliations. I'm thinking of the public ones. And it's happening again.
All over the place. Hormuz, meet reflecting pool. Trashed economy, meet racist rampage. Looming epidemic, meet astonishing national debt. Healthcare crash, meet inconceivable inequality.
Little Donnie is going to die one of these days, sooner I hope. His legacy is assured.
Tuesday, June 16, 2026
Making Algae Great Again
All Hail Herr Donald! Success after success. Donald is compiling a record of such horror no one will ever be able to match him.
Sunday, June 14, 2026
Trump Spends Billions Blowing Stuff Up and Celebrating Himself While Americans Suffer
That's the headline. The mainstreams can't do it. Billionaires are buying them up anyway. We might be really and truly fucked. Donald and Republicans and the super-rich have destroyed us.
Friday, June 12, 2026
When "Law-Abiding" Means "Loyal to Trump"
When 'law-abiding' means 'loyal to Trump' the game is fucking over.
Two out of three?
Rape and Pillage the World
The Trump Doctrine, rape and pillage the world, takes shape before our eyes.
Thursday, June 11, 2026
Wednesday, June 10, 2026
The South Has Won. For Now.
Monday, June 8, 2026
CSA!
Saturday, June 6, 2026
The Greatest Bankruptcy
Friday, June 5, 2026
Trump Tyranny Finds Its Footing
Actually, they've lost their footing, more than ever, but they've always had a problem with balance. They stand on our necks. Which is precarious but it works for them. Because they're tyrants. Their footing is standing on us and they're doing the best they can.
Thursday, June 4, 2026
I Am Convinceable
I have a lot of opinions, many pretty mainstream and some definitely not. Some loosely held, others entrenched. But almost all of my opinions or beliefs are subject to change. That's the way I am. I am convinceable.
Wednesday, June 3, 2026
I'm a Republican and I'm Here to Screw You Until You Are Dead (and Even After)
Sunday, May 31, 2026
It's a Privilege to be Eaten by You
Some of the anti-vaxxers died for their beliefs under Trump I, elements of MAGA so indoctrinated they were prey who thought it was a privilege to have their brains eaten by such magnificent predators as the idiots whose advice they followed. Will they ever snap out of it? No, I'm here to tell you. Not soon enough to do any good.
If You Have No Standards Whatsoever You Will Feel Better About Yourself
This is the guiding principle of MAGA, to feel good about yourself by forcing a comparison with shit. Donald Trump is the shit.
As the World Burns
We're living in a Republican soap opera, with exaggerated characters and overblown plots. The old envy the young and begrudge them the opportunity to live, having fucked up their own time striving for position and buying shit trying to be happy. They chose inauthenticity. Now there's no way out, they're waiting around to die and they're taking everything with them they can.
Saturday, May 30, 2026
Down on Him
Little Donnie Trump's birthday bash is having problems with entertainment. All the better acts are pulling out realizing what a partisan satanic hell-fest it will be. They'll get down to a core group of degenerate acts, I expect, then go in-house. They're in a war, a culture war, so allowances have to be made.
I don't think it will be so bad the cabinet and some others will have to do dance numbers in drag the way the Brits used to do lacking the USO and Bob Hope, I guess, but you know they would do it. I think it will come down to Trump. Trump will perform. What true MAGA can ever get enough of him?
So he will sing. What else is new? He's a fucking entertainer.
I'll allow him to have help. Make it a duet with a female singer. Only fair. The song will be important. It must convey the right message, the essence of Little Donnie since this is, after all, HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY and don't you forget it. The song I have chosen is 'Down on Me' Ã la Janis Joplin.
We all know Donnie is the most persecuted and maligned person ever. Who, once in the presence of his stupendous and historic greatness, can not want to bow down in homage? BUT IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. Can you imagine? Some deluded souls fail to kiss his butt the moment it is offered for adoration.
It is noted Donnie wants his ass kissed every hour of every day, birthday or not, with ass-vigils kept at night and so on. At the same time he is established as the greatest person ever to live, the culmination of creation AND evolution, to cover the bases, and the only person in the world that matters.
His persecution complex is justified. So we're looking at a 2-3 hour rendition of 'Down on Me' with improv and audience participation and multiple entendres and shit. The Republicans in Washington are down on Donald in another way entirely, also noted. Now, we've seen how Trump rambles on.
The audience always loves it!
So none of this will be a problem. And, this being LITTLE DONNIE'S BIRTHDAY, anyone trying to leave or looking bored or whatever will be shot or put in that UFC thing and beaten to a pulp by some ICE goons. Because IT IS HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY. And don't you dare fucking forget it.
Wednesday, May 27, 2026
The Shit Show
The Shit Show, the reality program in which Donald Trump plays president, is in its second season. The ratings are huge but two-thirds of the viewers are hostages. You couldn't pay them to watch it. They had to be compelled.
Sunday, May 24, 2026
Days of Future Pissed
We pissed away the future. That's an accomplishment. We pissed away the inheritance of others before they had a crack at it. No wonder the youth of the country are disgusted.
Message in a Butthole
With so many Republicans spending time up Trump's ass I wonder if they're leaving secret messages there. Cries for help. Hell, maybe reflections and travel notes. It's worth taking a look. You do it I'm busy.
A Fecal History of the Trump Years
The hypothesis here is that Donald Trump is arrested prior to being toilet trained. His entire life is going around shitting on everything. He doesn't know he's doing it. When you're born as rich as Donald, people clean up after you. Lawyers, banks, businessmen. And, of course, daddy Fred Trump.
Treatment Resistant Oppression
I've run it through a model and gotten a diagnosis for America. Treatment Resistant Oppression. In spite of a system designed to prevent class exploitation and internecine struggle we've fallen into it. Or inadvertently created and encouraged it. Okay, we're fucking Puritans and it had to be this way.
The SBC and Me
My formative encounter with this, the SBC and its corruption and racist proclivities and foray into politics, was in a famously Klan county in North Carolina that was also heavily Scots and Scots-Irish. It was by then a commonplace that southerners were still fighting the Civil War. I came away concluding that, even before that, they were just fighting. Period.
But the Reformation foremost and before the Civil War. Their outlook was bigoted and belligerent. They need antagonism. They had a straw Catholic that thought it could buy its way into heaven with good works. And indulgences. Characteristically they overcorrected, and since they were fatalists and considered wealth a sign of an upright character being wealthy and not engaging in good works suggested a higher state of holiness. This was mostly after desegregation and was intensified by the dissolution of the USSR when they lost a focus for their hate.
Must have hate! So they turned on Democrats which captured hating on black people. It became a religious crusade played out through politics. And, it's unbelievably arbitrarily authoritarian. They retreated into the worst elements of their tradition. The authoritarianism captures the sexual weirdness and abuse because it's about power and privilege. Nobody tells a white man what to do except God, and that's not institutionally regulated but between that person and God.
Voilà , abuse. Sexual abuse, and mistreatment of every kind. As a matter of principle.
Rednecks Reject Massie
Kentucky rednecks have rejected Massie. What does it mean? Meaning isn't a recognized currency in Kentucky. Forget it. It's a dark fucking place.
The Dowry of Anne Frank
Bubba Trump Ballroom
The Frog of War
Tell me Donald Trump isn't the most astonishing piece of shit you've ever seen. And so, what do we do? We put him in a position where he can hurt people. Lots of people. Kill people.
And what does he do? Hurt people. Kill people. And now he's started a war. Find me a bigger piece of shit than Donald. I dare you. Donald is as low as you can go. Basically a Groyper.
Making him a frog of war. Trump plays to the worst elements. He wants their support. But he's too much of a coward to own it. Which makes him the worst of the worst of the worst.
Pax Trumpicana Looks a Lot Like Hell
Trump's promised age of peace and is a mass of violence, war, misery and slaughter. He's staging a cage fight at the White House in celebration of his birthday. Everywhere you look he's created suffering.
Saturday, May 23, 2026
Is Trump Ahab or the White Whale?
Moby Dick is the American story. Trump has to fit in somewhere. He's both. Trump is Ahab and the whale, his own obsession. He'll spear himself one day. And they'll both die, Trump and the darkness within himself he can't own or allow to live.
Friday, May 22, 2026
The Conscience of a Conservative
I remember reading a book by a Jesuit, a philosopher I think, who said, basically, there are higher and lower elements in both individuals and societies and the higher elements must run the show. Note this acknowledges the existence, as a given, of the lower elements.
Even in a society. That’s defining some members of the society as lower elements. I’m fine with that. In that respect I’m probably conservative. BUT I THINK IT’S CIRCUMSTANTIAL. Not existential. As an ethical matter we all have the same rights. I think this for several reasons.
The critical one is that people are incomprehensible in isolation. We exist as a group, as a species and as an aggregation. Not intelligibly as individuals. Individualism is subjective, obviously. Experiential, and valid as that. But try reproducing individually. Without another person.
Without cooperation. It’s just about possible these days.
Musk might try. But it’s not a recipe for anything human. Incidentally, I’d argue that Musk is not human. He’s fundamentally sick. But that’s another story. Liberals, or progressives, or whatever I am, believe that, as a matter of accountability and intelligibility, we are all equal.
Conservatives believe they’re existentially superior, that they have rights you don't have. American conservatives are typically social darwinists or religious exclusionists. Both are fatalists. Social darwinists believe they are superior as determined by competition. They won.
That they outcompeted everyone else so they’re better. Take that. Religious fundamentalists believe they were arbitrarily chosen by God by predestination, so take that and fuck you to hell to those that weren’t. Election is arbitrary in that it’s above our ability to understand it.
I point out that this is against the express terms of our constitution, as it concerns one’s citizenship and legal rights and as a political matter. As it concerns us as a polis. Secondly this is expressly and definitely unchristian, for some people to say they’re saved and you’re not.
Conservatives, the social darwinist faction, don’t have consciences. They have drives. Aristocratic drives define conservatives. Privilege. I don’t deny they might be superior in some respects, I deny that makes them the boss of me. And exempt from the laws of the commonwealth.
I don’t exist at their pleasure. This group of supremacists is of course a minority. But with the intent to rule and turn the rest of us into serfs. So they lie, at an industrial scale, and try to exert leverage. They try to turn the tables by claiming we need them, not that they need us.
It’s all a fucking lie. They can think whatever they want, but stop lying about it. And if you’re in a democracy or claim to be a Christian play by the rules. Instead, for example, of trying to overthrow our government and reduce our religious traditions to blasphemous bullshit.
Thursday, May 21, 2026
ED and FOP
Wednesday, May 20, 2026
Trump Show, Season Two: More Murder and Mayhem!
Finding Out Is the Fun Part
His Word Is His Bond (Markets)
I wonder if anyone is telling our compulsive idiot leader where he is heading. Maybe he thinks his will can shape anything, or that he can squirm out of any kind of massive failure and bankruptcy, where we know he has had practice, but he's also been the author of his own catastrophes before and gone into kiss-up mode. He seemed to be there with Xi and he took plutocrats with him to run interference.
It all reeks of weakness. Donald has had to grovel before but he does it differently, looking down his nose at you while he's at it. I'm not a psychologist but I think I understand compensatory posturing, which rests on a kind of thermodynamics of the psyche, an inborn accountability that's in effect of you're not a psychopath and maybe even then. It suggests Donald knows he's a worthless piece of shit.
By the laws of conservation or karma.
He creates desperate circumstances for himself because, confoundingly, it's stabilizing to him. He's such a wreck inside externalizing it gives him an opportunity to fight that battle. Laws and customs, down to the level of etiquette, are supposed to enable societies to function with such people because they are inevitable. You keep them in line and try to channel their shit or jail them if they're bad enough.
Trump should probably have been jailed but with the right kind of pushback earlier who knows. Money can insulate someone from almost anything and it did with Trump. Why, this leads me to ask, would a society empower such a piece of garbage? Averages should apply and keep it from happening. There has to be a mass psychological injury. Like, let's say, a Civil War. Americans are figuring this out.
Too late. The damage has been done with more to come. Yes, they want to destroy the county. Look at the electoral results just in. Trump is still getting his way in places. I think we need to understand it to react appropriately for once if we have the chance to run things again. They're fighting a war. Against us. People are shocked at these deep-south states attacking voting rights. I'm not shocked.
Talk about bond markets and interest rates is fine but it's in the realm of expertise and they're pulling us out of there. What does expertise mean if it applies to destruction? And we're heading there. Nobody cares about it when the real suffering begins and Americans have forgotten what that's like. So we're playing brinkmanship with seriously bad shit. Maybe biggest case of FOMO ever is in store.
I say this out of respect for the bond markets. Not as sexy as stocks but I believe they're the thing you really don't want to screw up. And little Donnie's baggage could take us there.