Asshole Convergence and Epiphany

Republicans have it covered. Assholes are drawn to the party like flies to shit. If you're not an asshole they make you one. Assholes seem to appear out of nowhere. From everywhere. There's so many of them. We should make it a commandment, 'Don't be an Asshole.' Maybe a subheading under 'Love your Neighbor.' 

None of that means anything to them.