Don't Worry, We're Fucked

I think acceptance might be the road to peace and equilibrium. Republicans have constructed a culture that punishes people with a conscience. We don't want to kill those off--our consciences--so the next best thing to taking back the culture in the name of humanity, which seems to be impossible, is probably resignation. Acceptance of our fate. No wonder stoicism is a topic in some circles. Endurance and equanimity might be the way to go in the face of the end times Republicans have in store for us.

The Miraculous Healing Powers of Trump

Trump supporters should go right to the source. Who needs ivermectin, colloidal silver, bleach, and all this other stuff when you can pray directly to Trump for intercession and healing. He will charge you for it, of course, but think nothing of that. We know it's his way and it doesn't t mean he doesn't love you. 

Love doesn't preclude opportunism and exploitation, or even getting you killed. Shit happens, but true supporters must own their insistence on Trump's magical powers and ties to God for the wave of (exploitation) healing to take full effect and for the amazing healing powers of Trump to be realized. 

General Trump's Chicken

Problem? Log-jam in a law-breaking spree? Order up some of Donald's special chicken. Mike Pence was a good call most of the time. As were a shocking number of the so-called 'civil-servants,' really Trump toadies, populating his administration. 

With their departure Fox News has filled the void. Cowardice and bluster abound. They will eat any turd and lick Trump's ass on demand. Need help overthrowing a government, establishing an autocracy or simply looting a society? Order up some chicken.

General Trump's finest. Accept no substitutes. 

Democracy Day

I want to propose a new national holiday, to be initiated when Donald Trump dies and celebrated on his death-day, Democracy Day. This is assuming that democracy, or some semblance of it, survives Trump.