Monday, April 27, 2020

Let Them Drink Bleach

Please, how much longer are we going to put up with this moron?

Gun-Nut Neighbor Harassment

I’m being messed with and harassed by a rich, gun-nut neighbor for expressing my views on this issue. Like Bush and Trump he’s a loser son of wealthy parents but more of a bunion and a lump, having had a life of indolence and ease and, of course, he’s showing the usual traits of bullying and aggression in trying to prove he’s up to some family standard he can’t possibly meet because he has low capabilities and character.

Sunday, April 26, 2020

Trump Conundrum

It walks. It talks. It eats and (presumably) shits and plays golf. But it isn’t human. It’s some kind of animal but, since it’s ostensibly human, and powerful, it’s actually lower than an animal. It consumes resources ravenously, exerts its will recklessly and denies any and all responsibility for anything. It’s Donald Trump, the thing elected by Americans to the most powerful post in the world.

Sunday, April 19, 2020

Don’t Point That Thing at Me

Were we always so fucking crazy? The “law and order” crowd has gone rogue. Ideology before life itself, I guess. I think I saw something like that lately about a certain reich represented on some show I streamed ...

Depravity Loves Company

I'm not sure that misery does. Depravity wants to hide. Depravity wants the loss of individualism in tribal thinking. That's how they shed feelings of responsibility. That's how they lose their consciences, by drowning them in class consciousness and tribal allegiance.

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Turd Immunity

I credit Trump with turd immunity. When you’re already a piece of shit how much lower can you go?

Monday, April 13, 2020

The Ducking Stool of Life

To show ho much we’ve evolved I want to point out that the new American ethos is to view life as a ducking stool where we assume immanent justice — that people get what they deserve. And, better yet, you can bait God into revealing His preferences and judgments to you if they aren’t already clear or even make them for Him if you are “saved” since you are effectively a representative of God anyway. So, evangelicals are obsessed with everyone’s morality but their own.

They had some travesty of a religious experience in a revival tent or under the tutelage of Jimmy Swaggart or some other charlatan. Thus they are guaranteed salvation and get to vote for Trump and support every kind of inhumanity and it doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. They’re hanging out waiting for Jesus to pluck them out of the hellhole and cesspit of life. Meanwhile, they do everything they can to keep creation is as shitty as possible. It reassures them they are right. 

Mitch the Bitch

Mitch “the Bitch” McConnell has screwed his way to the top in multiple ways. He hikes his skirt and takes it up the ass from every power-broker and corporate lackey that walks through the door. Then, he uses the leverage thereby gained to screw average citizens. This is Mitch’s version of double penetration. Screw and be screwed.

He inhabits a land of assholes. Nothing new in that. It’s been their playbook for decades, a politics of anal fixations and conservative whores, truly degraded and lesser men, the Koch-suckers who run our world. They steal our money and then use it against us. They fear the law, accountability and justice. They fear the retribution they deserve.

But I also think they want it in a weird way.

What Trump Wants to Know

What Trump and the Republicans want to know is how soon they can get back to screwing the American people good and proper.

Sunday, April 12, 2020

The Lowdown Citizens Brigade

A source has told me that in private many Republicans actually own their evil and think it’s all funny and hilarious the way they keep winning and controlling everything just by being assholes. They’re like a lot of demented frat boys, Tom DeLay without likening themselves to Jesus, or those dudes at Enron who were giddy and weird when they were making a bunch of money creating blackouts and screwing up people’s lives in California.

In some ways this is reassuring. They know they are assholes. I guess that constitutes a kind of accountability. Now, we only have to carry that awareness over into the society at-large and instill in the remaining decent citizens the kind of outrage and indignation these Republican scumbags deserve, culminating in anger and arrests. I’m not pushing for firing squads though that would be fair considering how many folks they’ve gotten killed.

Some waterboarding would be fine to get to the depths of their depravity and uncover the extent of their corruption which we know is vast. Corruption is not an unfortunate and regrettable byproduct of their freewheeling philosophy of government with countervailing good things balancing it out it’s a deliberate manifestation of their ideology, which is to screw the common people out of everything by deceit and then force if necessary.

Thinking it through writing this down I’m leaning back to firing squads. But, that will be up to the combined will of the loyal citizens who remain and still support the integrity of our laws and society against the Republican onslaught. Let their will prevail. Again — and I’m letting my imagination loose here — Guantanamo Bay and imprisonment there comes to mind with all its attendant cruelty and humiliations since they are actually traitors.

Clearly, these details can be worked out at a later date but we must muster the will to destroy them. It’s them or us and our traditions will live on with us whereas with them they will be destroyed. The choice is clear.

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

A Sad Turtle Story

Having pulled up to a “T” intersection the other day to make a left-hand turn I saw a turtle on the asphalt with its head half smashed but its hind legs still slowly trying to propel it forward and it made me think of Trump. If the upper part of his head were crushed I’m sure his mouth would still somehow be sputtering insults, boasts and threats.

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Trump’s Revenge

Trump is hanging New York City out because it’s Democratic and diverse. He was never accepted there by the people that mattered, any more than any other coarse, ill-educated, transparently self-serving and gauche gatecrasher. But, the cave man president is having his satisfaction and revenge.

It might not matter if they had voted for him. Donald feels more powerful at this time by withholding aid and letting people suffer and die. I will give money to anyone who, at any time, tries the put this motherfucker in jail together with Kushner, Ivanka and the other ill-mannered and brainless brats.

Trump is a traitor. And you know what they used to do to them. Back in the day they would just beat the shit out of such people to teach them to submit to the rules of their societies and reduce predation. It’s not too late for someone to administer as ass-pounding to Trump but I doubt it would work.

He’s too far gone, the Bernie Madoff of American politics, always moving on because there’s no way to go back. Jail is the ticket. Remove him from the population for its protection. Maybe he’ll get a little learning in prison.