What to Do If You Smell Gas

If you're around Trump, DO NOTHING. Do not laugh, cringe or smirk. Do not call 911, unless it's for you and what Trump will do to you if you are caught gasping, snickering or appearing offended. The dignity of Trump must not be impinged. He is magnificent. Nothing must be spoken against him, no allusion made to possible faults, or amusement had at assumed indications of confusion or alleged gaffs and improprieties. Whatever he does is great by definition, not omitting offensive smells. Your life might depend on this.