Here Comes the Bride

I know women who don't even want to get married and they still want "the dress." Donald wants the dress. He doesn't want to be president but the race and the chase are riveting to him and compelling and addicting. He must have the dress.

Let's really give it to him. 

He presents himself as a big man but he's fawning and subservient and a master suck-up. I want the fucker in drag for the oath of office, a wedding dress with all the trimmings if he should win, and "Here Comes the Bride" playing in dramatic fashion.

Only that, for me, will embody our disgrace.