Taking America Black

Tom Cotton and his type cause me despair. He's a jerk. He's young and seems healthy. We're stuck with him forever. I can only figure that in the agricultural South there was a parallel arm of the selective breeding of slaves, the selective breeding of white assholes to maintain their system of horror. 

There's no other way to explain the purity and pervasiveness of these guys.

So, in the spirit of affirmative action, I am recommending that we turn the administration of the country over to black people. Only black people will be able to run for office. Only black people will have high administrative authority. I also want to make the Post Office entirely black. I don't know why.

It feels right. The transportation departments in the various states were welfare for white boys for decades. Anyway, the precedent for this is obvious, the preferential treatment of white people. It seems to be more entrenched than we ever thought. We're nearly issuing hunting licenses on black guys. 

My proposal is the only way to break the cycle and keep people like Cotton and Cruz from turning us into a racist theocracy. That white voters thought Sarah Palin should have any serious role in government is reason enough as is the rise of Trump. Only black people can make America great again.