Monday, May 1, 2023

Co-respondents' Dinner

Never to be outdone in the quest for attention Trump has announced he's holding a dinner at Lair-a-Lago for his associates who might be on the hook and implicated in his crimes. The Kushners will coordinate. As you will imagine, there are more candidates than can fit. 

So they'll also sell Trump tokens or amulets to ward off investigations, and recommend rituals where people place Trump altars in their homes, sold separately. There the guilty can pray for Herr Donald's re-election and the torrent of preemptive pardons that will ensue. 

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