Notre Dame: the Trump Fart Connection

Clearly, the Notre Dame fire is a message from God. Sixty percent of white Catholics voted for Trump. He then typically demanded they inhale his farts by appointing CALLISTA GINGRICH ambassadress to the Vatican. I hope she is not wearing leggings.

Newt--a reprehensible, arrogant, vile piece of shit even by Republican standards--is now waddling around Rome feasting his ass off on our dime. Well, he was going to be feasting his ass off somewhere or other. Callista's only qualification was adultery. 

Welcome again to Trumpland--and another shitshow fueled by emissions from the gurgling anus of Herr Donald. Let us pray no one gives him an excuse to start a war. We're still trying to escape that last one, begun by another incompetent Republican lad. 

Avoid the deadly vapors. Keep your head down and hope to survive the reign of Trump.