Privilege for Everyone

I know I rail, spit and spout about privilege. For me, though, privilege doesn't need to be exclusive. I love privilege. 

I want everyone to have it. There's some Christmas spirit for you! What I reject is exclusion. Call it the "Santa Prescription."

Find fault with that, I dare you. Conservatives are surging up from their La-Z-Boys, anyway, their faces reddening in anger. 

"We can't afford it!" Oh, yes we can. It's them we can't afford.