Monday, December 31, 2018
Baghdad Cafe
Americans in Paris
No Other Niche
Republicans want there to be only one viable niche left—theirs. That is the imaginary niche of apex predators a generation or two removed from actually having to hunt.
They inhabit a restaurant where they are served endlessly for doing nothing. Productivity only soils the hands of losers. Republicans underpay, exploit and revile them.
Working niches are no longer viable. Therefore, none of it is viable. That is the Republican myth--that neverending exploitation, of people and resources, is sustainable.
Saturday, December 29, 2018
None Dare Call It Treason
Huge Shocker
Friday, December 28, 2018
Making Adultery Great Again
It testifies to the great American economy and to the honor and generosity of its citizens that we can afford to pour pasta down the throat of Newt Gingrich. Callista, too! They must be making invaluable contributions to intercultural and culinary understanding and furthering the principles of chastity, decency, and care for the poor.
And, thank God, Newt is finally too hideously fat, ugly and out-of-shape to pursue another affair. Or, so we assume. How many would that be? I lost count.
Trump's Wa-Wa
Little Donnie Trump wants his wa-wa. Donnie is throwing a huge tantrum over his wa-wa. But Donnie is super rich and a racist running a country so this isn't just any wa-wa. And it isn't just any tantrum.
Donnie is lashing out in every direction, as oblivious to the results as any spoiled child. His world is himself. For fuck's sake, somebody find a viable pacifier. The wail is hard to bear. And he's dangerous.
Wednesday, December 26, 2018
No Exit
Ask them what they have in store for us now that their leader and example of patriotism and virtue, Trump, is in charge. Ask them how he represents their standards of democracy and decency.
Tuesday, December 25, 2018
A Geneology of Immorality
Monday, December 24, 2018
The Circle is Unbroken
Friday, December 21, 2018
Let’s Get Real
Thursday, December 20, 2018
Sappy Holidays
Wednesday, December 19, 2018
Free Stuff
Paul Ryan: An Incredible Fraud
How to Cook Wolves
DefCon Trump
Are We “Great Again” Yet?
Tuesday, December 18, 2018
Privilege for Everyone
Monday, December 17, 2018
Huge Hissy Fight
Hate, Actually
Extraordinary Rendering
From Russia With Predictable Intent
America would never do that.
Sunday, December 16, 2018
Oh, Glorious Day! Die, Americans!
Death to America!
The judge, appointed by Bush, is another hideous hack, true believer and incompetent with the usual array of Republican fixations and obsessions but it all comes down to cutting taxes on the rich and screwing everyone else. It is so extreme they would rather put a match to the money than spend it on average citizens.
This they did very effectively in the Middle East, where trillions have gone up in smoke. They begrudge lesser people everything--jobs, voting rights and even life itself. Out of respect and decency, I ask only that they kill us without the gloating and celebration. Is it so much to ask? We are still citizens, after all.
Thursday, December 13, 2018
All About Eve
Wednesday, December 12, 2018
Broke It
Tuesday, December 11, 2018
The Liar in Winter
Things are looking bad for Trump and Trump, a vain man, is looking bad--old, haggard, stooped and spent. His eyes are vacant and his jaws seem ready to unhinge and fly away with him, Donald dangling below like flying monkey-prey. He strikes out and struggles to maintain his power.
His world is ending. Hairy, hoary, bloated and boastful, Donald still thinks only of himself. He tries to keep control out of habit and instinct, maybe fearing his successor will be a tyrant as well or expose him as a loser, exacting justice for his crimes. Republicans fear justice more than anything.
Kanye for Chief of Staff
Oh, My God! The Emails!
Sunday, December 9, 2018
John Kelly Heads for the Door
Antics Roadshow
Trump is Toast
Friday, December 7, 2018
You Could Be a Roux
Perverse Mueller Outcome
Rogue Species Threatens Planet
The representative then commented on her ass and tits and asked her to accompany him to a hotel owned by him and bragged about his greatness and immense wealth. When further pressed about planetary annihilation he said he would be dead anyway and that his heirs and family would have enough money to save themselves and who gave a shit about a bunch of bugs, beasts, birds and poor people anyway.
Thursday, December 6, 2018
Dying is for Losers
Wednesday, December 5, 2018
What Child is This?
In the Spirit of Donald Trump...
The New Usual
Tuesday, December 4, 2018
China Syndrome
Monday, December 3, 2018
George H. W. Bush and the Roots of Sociopathic Rule
By this they are instilled with a lack of circumspection and conscience. How they behave doesn’t matter, the issue having been decided definitively by higher authority. Evangelicals can't imagine that they are wrong in their beliefs. God tells them they are right. Blue bloods like the Bushes also can't imagine that they aren’t infinitely deserving, existentially correct and incapable of materially significant error, by fate and cultural conditioning.
Not that this is ever consciously doubted or questioned. That’s the point. It leads to Trump, in whom the quality of action is so severed from reality behaving horribly is a good thing. Trump’s depravity and incompetence are signs. He was in some way chosen. He has never soiled his hands with work but his soul was blackened with corruption from birth. Let’s remember the real role George H. W. Bush played in the destruction of America.