Half-Ass Demagogue

With most other countries that have gone self-destructively crazy there are signs of trauma in the chain of causality, usually economic and social disintegration due to something, but what's our excuse? The only hyperinflation is Donald Trump himself and the only civil war is his lost battle for self-control. 

Yes, we have our problems, but nothing to justify the rise of Trump. And he's a half-ass demagogue at that--a faux tyrant and ersatz evildoer. Donald even sucks at being a villain so it's hard to hate him but the stuff he represents well deserves our condemnation so it makes sense to condemn him anyway.