How do you declare a country bankrupt? Can he have a do-over? Little Donnie doesn't understand. Call it a Mulligan! Maybe he will understand that. Our boy has been a little insulated. It was nothing but a guarantee of the good life from birth. So forgive him if he leaves some messes behind. He is very forward-looking, in a way. Someone else always cleans up the mess.
(from the chapter "what to do when the birds come home to roost and they're vultures and they projectile vomit half-digested guts all over everything, including you" in "A Hitchhiker's Guide to Trumplandia")
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