Friday, December 25, 2015

Donald Trump's First Christmas Message to the American People, as President

My Fellow Americans:

At Christmas we celebrate who we are, and who we aren't. We aren't Muslims and we aren't Mexicans. We are Americans. I am therefore announcing the creation of a new national day of observance, DEPORTATION DAY, coincident with Christmas.

Every year now, on Christmas, we will have a mass deportation of Muslims, in celebration and in order to send a message. It should also improve security. We will wait a few days and do the same with the Mexicans, since they are at least Christians.

Sort of. Anyway, God Bless You, God Bless America, and Merry Christmas.

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