Wednesday, September 7, 2022
Bad Moon
Tuesday, September 6, 2022
Finally, "Mine"
Finally, coming from Trump, we have as concise a statement of the Republican ethos as we can get. "Mine." Whatever it is, if they want it they will claim it. Globalization? We knew American workers would get hurt, but also that there would be overall benefits.
Where did the benefits go?
Workers should have gotten Scandinavian levels of social benefits. But, "mine." So declared the financiers and corporate flunkies. And it all went to them. All and then some. They even plunder the future. They are the "takers." It's been the biggest scam in history.
Monday, September 5, 2022
The Anti-Trump Paradox
Sunday, September 4, 2022
Hands Up!
Tuesday, August 30, 2022
As the World Burns
Republicans, it's time to move on. Trump is coming unglued. I never believed you could find a bigger piece of shit than Bush but you did. Congratulations.
Clearly, you'll never beat Trump in terms of character. I think it's impossible to go lower. You will have to turn your sights on destructive potential. Good news there.
You've got sterling candidates. Don't feel disappointed. These are still candidates of exceptionally low character. But Trump was a prodigy of worthlessness.
You used him well. The shit-show might not be as great but the new guys are out for blood. Democratic blood. It's what you always wanted, since desegregation.
To resetablish the dystopia of the antebellum South. You're almost there. Impressive work. I'm sure Jesus is looking on with interest since it's being done in his name.
Sunday, August 28, 2022
Republican Scumbag Dies
Rick Reed, degenerate Republican operative who created the 'Swift Boat' campaign against John Kerry, and not only the campaign but the content, since it was all lies, has thankfully died. I hope he suffered. When Republicans attach 'truth' to something it's a guaranteed lie.
Buckling is Better: We Are Ukraine
When you are attacked by fascist lunatics who are much more powerful tha you at some point it's best to stand down. One way or another they will beat you. They're crazy, and will do anything to win.
Once Under a Mattress
Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, infamous home of hotheads, bullies, cowards and degenerates, is cowering under his mattress and employing Trumpian tactics to try to hide his anus-licking obeisance. He tried to help Trump steal an election. It's illegal. What do you do when you're legally screwed? You throw a lot of sand into the machinery. South Carolina has lots of sand. And no morals at all.
Be Careful What You Wish For
Master of Destruction
Saturday, August 27, 2022
Don't Let It Bug You
43,000,000
This number was shocking to me, the number of people who would benefit from Biden's school loan forgiveness plan. Another indication of how Republicans have reduced average Americans to servitude.
Wednesday, August 24, 2022
The Power of One Asshole
The power of one authoritarian asshole to fuck everything up irreparably for millions of people, including getting them killed, is on display in Ukraine. And America is still flirting with re-electing Trump . . .
Recreational Use
Trump's infantile 'mine' assertion of ownership of classified documents made me think of his abuse of his authority over federal stockpiles of medical gear during the initial covid outbreak--very much not 'his' but try to tell him that. This is someone who, having grown up so incredibly disadvantaged, needs to assert himself wherever and whenever possible.
Anyway, that made me think of the awful possibility of another Trump presidency, a run for which is becoming more likely as the investigation into his crimes increases. So much dirt. And, that made me think of the even worse possibility that he will try to loose some nukes during another term, feeling the world has failed to treat him as well as he deserves.
Which is, of course, impossible because he is infinitely deserving as are all the American billionaires and brigands or they wouldn't have gotten so rich in the first place. I looked it up, the question of restricting the president's total authority over the use of nukes, and it's being considered in response to having the Trumpian man-child in office the first time.
Immediately they distinguish between first-strike authority and retaliation but in the event of another Trump administration we will have to consider the possibility of recreational use since he's such a clueless, egotistical and arrested piece of shit. He will apply the 'mine' principle to the nuclear arsenal, making it his for a personal whim or private vendetta.
This is not something to be tolerated . . .
Thursday, August 18, 2022
Accumulated Grievances, Inc
If you don't think Trump could provoke a nuclear exchange in a second term . . . what can I say? There are two classes of people in Trumpworld. Those he doesn't respect because they have knelt to him and those he hates because they haven't. Everyone is expendable. Only Donald matters.
People who are useful to him, his dupes, count for something. But that's a third of the country now. A surplus. And he's been shown all the goodies to ensure continuity of government in a nuclear exchange. First priority is to save his worthless ass if he's president. Trump must be stopped.
By any means it takes.
Wednesday, August 17, 2022
Graft Certificates
As we move further into complete Republican hegemony things are more open. In keeping with that the RNC has announced they are issuing graft certificates to true believers this Christmas. That, in celebration of the complete victory of corruption over decency and to further demoralize the Democrats.
These are not to be construed as booty or bribes but beneficence, they say, and are accepted everywhere except for a few woke businesses of the infidels but who cares about that. Democrats are utterly defeated anyway and only acting out of frustration. Resistance is futile. They know it and we know it.
Monday, August 15, 2022
Once Upon Many Mattresses
Friday, August 12, 2022
Maledictorians
Merry Old America
Republicans are romanticizing an American that never existed. Merry Old America. Like with the English and their vanity about what decent people they are. But they're murdering racists, rapists and thieves. Myths come in handy for killers. The cloak hides the dagger. Demonizing is the other side of it. They must have demons. Democrats are their demons.
Another lie. They're so very afraid of an uprising. Because they deserve it.
Because they're crooks and murderers. Maybe we should go IRA on them. We can have an army. A secret army like the Irish. Blow shit up. That will get their attention. Trump wanted the American military as his personal police force. Why? Because he needed it. The rich plutocrats need it. To protect them from us. When we realize how fucked we are.
And that they are the ones that fucked us.
Wednesday, August 10, 2022
Lair-a-Lago
Trump rolled them into one. He's living in his lair. He's open about it, as with most of his crimes. Very Roy Cohn. Trump's home is part of a club. So he can have more people suck up to him. Trump is a criminal enterprise. It's as though Tony Soprano moved the Bada Bing! into his house.
Say what you will about Trump. He has his integrity. If 'integrity' means he's always a piece of shit, never having a hint of a conscience or decency. His family is subsumed to his sick drives. The country nearly has. All hail Trump! He's a Roman emperor, defined by privilege and corruption.
Reassuring Stories for Supremacists
I want to blow my horn for seeing through the sham of J. D. Vance the minute I read his book. I saw it was Reader's Digest fodder in quality and content. Basically a big lie which I called it in my review--a bullshit story for people who want to wallpaper over injustice.
That looks relatively innocent in retrospect. Vance has joined the Republicans who specialize in creating injustice. They love injustice and corruption. No hiding it now, which is a more recent development. They celebrate it, Trump's significant contribution to our nation.
They're wallpapering with injustice now. Hungarian dictator as decorator and so on.
Trump made the hate open. He made the hate cool. Hate as a fashion. But it will lose its bite after a while. Fashions change. Open hate was outré when Trump arrived. Soon enough it will be boring. Will we return to decency and kindness or go all Kristallnacht?
It looks like Kristallnacht. But it's playing out right now. Especially with the raid on Trump's lair. The minions are going nuts. Talk of violence. And Vance and lovers of corruption are okay with it. Not a peep against it. They're getting too fat off the fraud.
Government is a matter of marketing. Branding. Lies of false hope. And lies of resentment and revenge. Buy into this! And people get despair. They blame the Democrats. So it's more vicious than the usual scam. This is a scam with teeth. Death is there.
And Vance is fine with that.
Saturday, August 6, 2022
The Wrath of Ron
Why is Ron DeSantis so angry? He's just pissed. Congenitally pissed. Primordially pissed. Pissedness rooted in superiority and innate grievance. He endures so much.
Our, Democratic, stupidity. We, asserting our rights. To vote and stuff.
Trump is an asshole by compulsion. An loser asshole. DeSantis is an asshole by choice and conviction. And he has no end of conviction and determination. Like the Nazis.
Thursday, August 4, 2022
Every Minute
My rights are being violated every minute of every day. Because I have to worry about the conservative takeover. The realization of the illegal libertarian dream state of the Kochs and the illegal theocratic dream state of the evangelicals. Not that they're distinct anymore. They've mated and procreated.
And the monster baby is stalking us all.
American Horror Show Continues
The great American horror show continues as decent, responsible citizens further and yet again realize there is no bottom. A huge percentage of Republicans would voter for Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Jack-the-Ripper, Charles Manson, the Zodiak Killer, Jeffrey Dahmer or Chucky if they called themselves conservative and Trump told them to do so.
They are edging on calling for the killing of Democrats.
If Democrats weren't so feckless and incompetent they would have called for their deaths already, but, why bother when it isn't necessary. Success in elections is a mixed bag for Democrats. It fuels Republican hatred to an unbelievable degree and allows Republicans to more plausibly blame Democrats for all the problems they themselves have caused.
The fate of the country will be determined in the next two elections. It isn't looking good.
Tuesday, August 2, 2022
Sanctum Sanctorum
Is nothing sacred? We locate the ark of the covenant. We get our hands on it. We open the lid. Trump emerges. Millennia of western civilization and it all comes down to Trump.
Secret Agent Men (and Women)
What's the point of constitutional 'originalism' and biblical literalism? To pretend the decisions make themselves. To pretend to be entirely submitting to authority or following the rules.
In other words, it's abdicating authority. Avoiding responsibility. Skirting culpability. And shedding risk. Shedding risk by lying. The point is not to follow the rules. And to do so with impunity.
They are claiming the agency is not theirs. They are only following orders. They are applying rules or administering justice. They are the agents of God. They were chosen. And we were not.
Supply and Remand
Criminality can't be considered apart from its context. Is the criminal a sole proprietor? Of a large or small enterprise? Or is it a syndicate. Is it organized. Is it specialized or diversified.
Then the push for pretrial incarceration can be weighted properly according to the threat posed. I'm talking of Trump, of course. The threat is incalculable. He must be put in jail.
Monday, August 1, 2022
Pocket-Picking Minute
Notice how the libertarian economy works. You have your pocket picked by huge companies constantly with no alternatives and little competition. They're printing money, the goal of any rational business. Massive profits and no risk. That's the libertarian economy of servitude.
National Lampoon's Trump Admin II: Real People Die!
Revel in the humor! I mean, if seeing people's lives destroyed fictionally is funny isn't it funnier if they actually die? Elect Trump again. Let's find out once and for all. We promise more death than last time. A high bar. But the Trumpies think they're up to it.
Assumptions No Longer Work
Democracies must make assumptions about people's behavior, that the mean is somewhere on the side of reasonableness, maturity and decency. What if it proves to be wrong?
Sunday, July 24, 2022
The Horror With a Thousand Faces
Similes simply fail us. We don't have the capacity to comprehend the multifariousness of Republican evil. They are all alike but each different. Alike in their nefariousness. Individual in the application of the principles of domination and destruction. They are unbelievably determined to win.
I'm scared, and incredibly frustrated with Democrats for not fighting back more effectively. But I know it was probably impossible to stop the forces of evil. Because they are within. Like a virus they must be fought and purged. You get sick and suffer in the process. And you might not survive.
Friday, July 22, 2022
Too THOT to Handle
As worthless, unintelligible and vacuous as the average conservative verbiage is the unconscious messages imbedded in there are extraordinarily revealing and very high quality. Cries from the cave and a peek into the evolutionary history of humankind, it is. Garrett Zeigler's thot rant, for example, is perfectly revelatory. The other rule is reflexivity. What they say or accuse others of is true of them.
This is a mechanism. As such it's absolutely accurate because it's unconscious. No need to worry about what 'conservatives' are up to. They're telling us all the time. They are up to what they say we're doing. Maybe it is time to worry, now come to think of it, because they're accusing us of horrible things and saying we deserve to die. That we're traitors and scum and heathen and traitors--oh, already said that one.
But it's a biggie. With Trump, of course, a digestive tract attached to a brain stem, it's particularly true. There are no higher functions. It's one huge Freudian fucking stream of self-ownership and projective nonsense. And that means we're in huge trouble because they're saying 'liberals' deserve to die. Which means they deserve to die. Which means they have an apocalyptic fantasy. And we're in the way.
Hoes and Thots
Monday, July 18, 2022
No Bottom
Thursday, July 14, 2022
Tucker Is on Top of it All
Tucker Carlson always has his ear to the ground. There are always liberals to be owned. And, it takes a lot of work to keep irrational resentments alive. They don't sustain themselves. The other day it occurred to Tucker the insolence of John Lennon's song, The Ballad of John and Yoko. Lennon is clearly comparing himself to Christ.
Now, Tucker isn't religious but he knows this is an affront. Beatles records must be burned, again. Into the fire, Tucker is suggesting his followers huff the smoke from the fires to further own the libs and dispel their environmental propaganda. As though burning plastic can do anyone any harm. Fuck the EPA. He's said to burn CDs as well.
Wednesday, July 13, 2022
Passion of The Trump and Stations of the Trump Cross
Monday, July 11, 2022
Fractious Asshole Starter Kit
Go to 'Christian' schools. There you will learn of your superiority.
Bond with others of like mind. Your moral blindness will be strong.
Seek to change the world. This is a corollary of your superiority.
Understand entitlement. Understand exclusivity and exceptionalism.
Narrowly, because you are chosen. Others are lower than you.
They don't deserve consideration. Screw them over as you will.
Go now to love and serve your lord, Donald Trump.
Or another Republican sadist and asshole, as opportunity presents.
Now you are part of a movement. Never look back.
Hang Him or Shoot Him?
The only question that should be left to consider about Trump is whether to hang him or shoot him. It's up to the courts to decide.
I favor the firing squad. Potentially, it is more dignified to the recipient. And, another question. How many of the rest of them deserve it as well?
Sunday, July 10, 2022
Freeloader Smackdown
They call themselves libertarians but they are freeloaders. They ignore or deny how much they depend on cooperation and support, like frat boys and arrested pubescents. They think they know everything. They resent constraints but they live on subsidies, sucking off other people, like most of the red states. They are the takers. Fuck them, and the Koch they rode in on, but outvote them as well . . .
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/10/us/croydon-free-state-politics.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share
Saturday, July 9, 2022
Emotional Support Assault Weapons
Republicans are pushing for the possibility of assault weapons being classified as emotional support necessities, on the advice of a doctor, like certain pets. Ronnie Jackson has asked to set the criteria. So certified, elect citizens would be exempt from the few remaining restrictions on where you can openly carry loaded and lethal firearms. Many Republicans say they do not feel safe without such a weapon always at-hand so they can stroke and cuddle it as needed to feel secure.
When they feel actively threatened, reasonably or not, they can loose a few volleys and stifle a personal affront, or simply to relax and decompress, so to speak, since the act of blasting away is itself uniquely soothing and calming to them. Those who use gun ranges know about this. Air travel is especially stressful so they must also be able to shoot off their weapons in the cabins, they assert. Others can elect not to fly with they if they wish, but the airlines must be accommodating.
Anything else would be an infringement on their rights and personal freedoms. This law will be passed as soon as Republicans regain congressional majorities, surely over the objections of the radical idiot Democrats who hate America and want to destroy it. God bless all who support them in this effort.
Great Chain of Wankerdom
I'm interested in the Irish-Catholic goons and bullies at Fox News and all over in 'conservative' circles because I see virulent American bigotry as a Scots-Irish thing. Those Irish and Scots groups are natural enemies. The Scots-Irish regarded the Irish like black slaves--as a perverse, incompetent, emotional, submissive, superstitious, irrational, filthy race of men.
Now, perverse, incompetent, emotional, submissive, superstitious, irrational, filthy and so on describes these Irish-Catholic authoritarians really well. Are they in collusion with their oppressors? Here we encounter the great chain of wankerdom, where the assumption of dominance and submission as a social construct turns those who subscribe to this thinking into John Boltons.
Bolton is famous for being an asshole. For being an asshole's asshole.
He has a reputation as a dick in a place, Washington, D. C., where being a dick is assumed and tolerated more so than in most places. Bolton is said to 'kiss up and kick down,' a reflection of extreme ambition combined with low character. I believe that the dominance or submission model turns people into pieces of garbage, vile bullies and dirtbags.
Into digestive tracts like Trump, eating and shitting their way through life with varying layers of drive and intelligence superimposed on that. These Irish-Catholic guys are primarily losers. Their ancestors were reduced to potato munching shells of men by the English and with some of them it stuck. Most abused dogs appreciate a little love more.
Not so with others.
A minority are irreversibly harmed and will bite at anything. So it is with these Irish-Catholic thugs. Their only drive is to win. And they will abase themselves to any degree to win. In this, of course, Trump is the absolute purest example. Winning is a constant obsession because he's a loser as a matter of character. Circumstantial losers can pull out of it. Not someone like Trump.
And the Irish-Catholic goons. If they were dogs they would be put down. But they're people so they have to be in some way constrained. Because they only way they know how to live is by injuring other people.
Wednesday, July 6, 2022
Republicans Announce Plan to Stop Killings
Echoing the herd immunity hypothesis Republicans are arguing the mass killings they've enabled will limit themselves. The motivating factor in the shootings is notoriety, Republican leaders said. And, with so many mass shootings the motivation would soon fail to attract new shooters because it had become boring and no one would remember their names.
Monday, July 4, 2022
Saint Francis the Sissy
Saturday, July 2, 2022
The à la Carte Constitution
Let's just say you want to make things up and get your way. From a marketing perspective it's a hard sell. Your vision involves screwing most people. Rebrand!
Now, the authority you claim must be such that you don't have to answer questions. Because there are no answers. What are you going to say? That you want all the power?
That you will destroy everything and everyone to get your way? No. That won't work. So you claim primordial authority. You're not some slob. You're a prophet.
The ancient, revered texts can only be construed through you. You hope people don't catch on before you have it locked in. They will want to kill you if they catch on.
They will want to kill you. Because it's a scam. It's a lie.
And it's how America works. Rich fucks and religious zealots who believe they were chosen. Cynics. Fatalists. Authoritarians. They don't care how many people die.
They must get their way.