Tucker Is on Top of it All

Tucker Carlson always has his ear to the ground. There are always liberals to be owned. And, it takes a lot of work to keep irrational resentments alive. They don't sustain themselves. The other day it occurred to Tucker the insolence of John Lennon's song, The Ballad of John and Yoko. Lennon is clearly comparing himself to Christ. 

Now, Tucker isn't religious but he knows this is an affront. Beatles records must be burned, again. Into the fire, Tucker is suggesting his followers huff the smoke from the fires to further own the libs and dispel their environmental propaganda. As though burning plastic can do anyone any harm. Fuck the EPA. He's said to burn CDs as well.