Friday, July 10, 2026

Have They Tried Burping Him?

Has anyone tried burping Trump? He's old, he's ornery, he's overweight. We have to try it. I might be mixing his emotional age in with things, since in aspects he's stuck in infancy and babies need burping or they can get cranky. Trump is cranky all the time. The reasoning is solid.  

Who, for Christ's sake, would elect such a person? That was an aside.

It's hard to imagine how this wretch became president. Anyway, he looks gaseous as hell. That's evidence. Somebody try it. Be vigorous. Smack him on the back. Strange to think such a thing might mean life or death for millions. Might already have, Trump's dyspepsia and bloating. 

He hovers and moves like the Hindenburg. Burp the shit out of him. 

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