For too long we've discounted the Republican interest in anuses as another quirk. When not occupied with conspiracy theories their minds seem to come to rest on sodomy and what other people do in bathrooms. They get worried and upset. It must mean something.
It does, folks.
Remember how uncomfortable in their skins they are, because God is perfection and they once existed without the corruptiion of corporeality in union with God. They long for that again. And what reminds us more of our humanity and mortality than taking a shit?
And sex. They're obsessed with it too but in an unhealthy way. Let's face it. They hate life. And the anal fixation relates to their inability to be decent people and good citizens because someone must always be taking it up the ass, a focus on dominance and submission.
They think that struggle is inevitable since life is a shithole. They want to be on top. So they're incapable of being good citizens. Which we can see in how they destroyed the American social contract. They love injustice. It's God's way. Because God is a dick.
For sticking us in the cesspool of creation in the first place. In our next episode we'll examine how the Republican focus on shit and fascination with defecation plays out in the creation of dystopia and desire for Armageddon, a closely related thing.
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