Sunday, March 24, 2019

Potential Shortage Alert

To the extent he could wipe ass with dignity I thought James Baker did it. I give him credit for that. But he had practice. Junior's record of screwups was well known, the feckless idiot. Finally, in the Texas Rangers job, privilege alone was enough. They had found a business he couldn't implode.

From there he went on to other things, notably the presidency, in which role he trashed the entire world. The Cradle of Civilization will never be the same. Eden's garden is obliterated. He wrecked OUR nation's economy to such a degree Americans voted in a BLACK president figuring they could eventually blame it on him.

Well, Obama managed to avoid economic Armageddon and then went about trying to repair some of the other damage. Republicans sabotaged his efforts. 

Trump is another matter. His daddy is dead. Rookie ass-wipes are having to wing it. They are highly willing, however. Lindsey Graham never seemed very noble to me--another smarmy white boy in the McConnell vein--but watching him suck up to Trump is something. 

Republicans, supposedly representing a CONSERVATIVE party, are gathering en masse with boxes and bags of ass-wiping supplies. Readers, I am recommending you stockpile some today. The demand could be monumental, outstripping even that seen under Bush.

Bear in mind, these are amateur, relatively unpracticed people queueing up and volunteers. I am buying at Costco--commercial quantities--anticipating such a run it could possibly result in deforestation. My thoughts are with you. Stay secure, and keep the faith.

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