Pelosi at the Border

Inconveniently, foreign terrorists have not managed to stage another successful attack as they did in the days of George Bush. Donald Trump will declare a state of emergency anyway and assume full emergency powers because REAL leadership demands it.

Real leaders can't be constrained by the interference of lesser men, let alone Nancy Pelosi. The actual emergency, obviously, is the new, Democratic majority in the legislature. How the hell is Donald supposed to sleep at night? It was bad enough with Mueller.

Democrats are the ones at the border but thank God for that caravan or Donald would have to come up with another excuse, possibly causing a nuclear war. Whatever happened to that caravan, by the way? Holy Mother of Christ, they must have infiltrated!

To the barricades!