Cut Bannon's Balls Off

Steve Bannon's miserable presence has resurfaced, enlivened, as a defender of Trump after a whirlwind, pro-Nazi tour of Europe. I know that any Democratic presidential candidate will cut his balls off. They will strip him naked and march him down the street to be lashed and battered. Bannon will be pistol-whipped and pummeled. He will be kicked and spat upon. His eyes will be gouged out and his fingernails extracted. He will be hurled from a wall and dragged by a horse. He will be drawn, quartered and roasted on a spit. He will be drowned upside down. He will be knee-capped, IRA style, in honor of his Irish roots. His teeth will be pulled from his head and shoved down his throat. He will violated up the ass with prods and pokers. He will be vivisected and embalmed alive. We will drill holes in his skull and suck his brains out. He will be fed to sharks and snakes.

I'm only trying to get in the spirit of the next electoral cycle as fantasized by Bannon himself, master of sadistic tropes and similes, though maybe I’m being a bit more graphic. I mean it all metaphorically, of course. No harm intended, just like Steve...