Jerks Abide

Assholes abide. Assholes have staying power. They are vermin and they will outlive all of us. The trick is to keep them in the crevices and under the rocks, where they belong.

Then the real dudes can have decent lives unafflicted be the infestation of anti-rationalists, the inhuman throng of true believers in the ancient ways of aggression and dirty-dealing.

God save us from Trump Lebowski! It's all a mistake. We're not who they think we are. Shit, the rug!