The Blue Tent

Hillary has plenty of women in her tent but otherwise she has problems. And white woman are famously fond of Republicans so even that isn't as predictably good as it seems.

Fastidiousness is Hillary's most notable trait. It's unappealing. Bill has problems staying on the rails so he married a mistress his own age. Ideally she would have been older.

She is older at heart. Parachute Hillary into another generation and she's pro-prohibition. She was born to keep a lid on things, firstly herself or maybe Bill. And now us.

Good luck with Bill. He wants to enjoy himself. As do we. Hillary should embrace her inner Carrie Nation. It's what she is. She has a worthy cause, stopping America's self-destruction.

We could use someone like Hillary to get us through our national adolescence in one piece. But be careful with the hatchets, Hillary. Don't bring the tent down on our heads.