Pat McCrory is a Pussy

North Carolina's Pat McCrory is one big pussy. His state is the kowtow capital of the country. Such a degree of pussydom ought to be acknowledged. 

Someday they'll make a statue of him on his knees, or writhing around on the ground as he's doing now trying to placate two evil forces, racism and greed.

I hope he has a bathroom of his own. The men's isn't a good fit. Let's pass a bill to that effect, that he can only use the bathroom marked for pussies.

After all, Pat and his comrades cracked the door on all of that, the bathroom sectarianism. Instead of house-to-house conflict it will be stall-to-stall. 

We will contest every urinal and commode. This is more in the way of dignified government from the side on the right.