Saturday, June 4, 2016

An Argument for the Existence of George Bush, with Apologies to Everyone

George Bush was more terrible for his position and circumstances than anyone could have conceived of as having been possible, so it's natural to want to think that it didn't happen or that it wasn't so incredibly bad.

But the inconceivable terribleness argues against its being imagined or exaggerated and for its having occurred. People, we couldn't have thought up this kind of tragic failure, so it's an unlikely invention. Yes, by God.

It really happened and there are good reasons why those who wanted him in office now backpedal and rewrite and rationalize. The distance between the demands of the office and the uselessness of the man was too great.

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