Hangups

"Hangups" is the GOP's new social messaging service. Global warming calling? Nobody home! Hungry children calling? Out to lunch! You get the picture. 

It's already being called a success since it was well enough funded initially to last forever. We're stuck with it. Our only hope is to have a countervailing service.

We're working on it. Anybody want to fund the thing? Donors? Investors? Volunteers? Sadly, money buys anything, so "Hangups" is it for now.... (Dial Tone)...