Please Open Attachment

I think I recall that our human operating system came in a folder with some other stuff, such as instructions, including minimum system requirements and a warning against not installing essential updates, and terms of use. Certain people have either deleted these or are ignoring them.

So when some clown shows up on the Senate floor with a snowball to illustrate a point about global warming you don't know where to begin: updates not installed, system requirements not met, security probably breached by notorious beelzebub virus, which means the guy might be a bot.

Under the control of malicious, presumably self-serving outside influences or, possibly, just vandals. The hardware there is almost certainly sloppy and slow and the software many generations out of date: he's probably running the primitive and bug-infested homo 1.3 "stone age," the poor devil.

You have to figure that the unit is incapable of running the current 5.4 "post-modern" version of homo or it would have been installed, so he should be deactivated and retired in order not to cause harm or fall into the hands of hackers intent on using bots to take over the world or get rich or both.