Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Expanding Gases
Common Purpose
Monday, March 30, 2015
Advice of Counsel
Sunday, March 29, 2015
Yoknapatawpha Country
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Down the Up Staircase
Friday, March 27, 2015
Jingo-bells, Jingo-bells...
It must be Christmas all the time at FOX NEWS. I wonder if they ever take down the tree. You live in an alternative reality of invented truth. You make money like crazy and it doesn't matter if you get caught making stuff up. Worst case, if you really screw up, you get the special Republican platinum parachute: you somehow get hugely rewarded for a flameout.
What a cool world. Remember that Miller guy who yelled "he lies" or such at the president? The money poured in on him. The system incentivises insanity. It's this way for the FOX people, like Glenn Beck. It was this way for the neocons. For Bush. For the people who caused the financial collapse. What do you have to do to get fired or demoted or lose money?
In their world there are no consequences. Not for them. There are for us.
Otherworldly: You Can Take It With You
Thursday, March 26, 2015
Look Back in Anxiety
By the old Moulmein Pagoda, lookin' eastward to the sea, There's a Burma girl a-settin', and I know she thinks o' me; For the wind is in the palm-trees, and the temple-bells they say: "Come you back, you British soldier; come you back to Mandalay!"
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Famous Recipe
Mitch McConnell's famous recipe fried government is scrambling to keep up with the lean and low-fat trend of the Tea Party, so the extra-crispy version we're used to is heading out. All that batter and deep fried bullshit gave us huge deficits and all kinds of sclerosis.
Fat-cat government is way entrenched, though, and they're determined to cut the flab where there isn't much, in the middle and lower income levels, so we may lose some muscle. How far can people be pushed before they realize they're being barbecued? We'll see.
The Second Amendment is crucial to the whole mess. The Right is right about small government, but it includes the military. That's the subtext to the Second Amendment: we were not meant to have a large standing army and huge stocks of war materiel and weaponry.
Farmers with guns, that was the idea, who would defend the country flat-out because they were owners, investors, and wouldn't be screwed with. It put the power and responsibility in the broad base of the population. Those were the days, a faded memory.
Technology changed it all, the righties could reasonably argue, but how does that not apply equally to education and healthcare? Smoke that in your pipe, Mitch, you bitch, and either cough up the money for those as well or start pulling it out of the military, Colonel.
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
It's Beyond Me
Saturday, March 21, 2015
Squatter's Rights
Monday, March 16, 2015
A Declaration of Interdependence
I think the independence thing is solved. We're plenty independent. Nukes can do that for you. You get respect whether you deserve it or not. We're North Korea but not as crude and kitschy. The next step, if we can get it through our heads, is cooperation. Treating other nations and peoples as equals. I think they might like it. I propose a "Declaration of Interdependence" as follows:
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Wednesday, March 11, 2015
Trout Fishing in Mesopotamia: We the People
Pander Puss and the Toe Tappers
Monday, March 9, 2015
Senator Kottonmouth and his Konservative Koalition
Wasn't desegregation fun? Forced busing, the National Guard, violence and protests. This is what the politics of denial gives you. Apply it to the economy: you get the 2008 recession. Apply it to government: gridlock and failure. Apply it to the environment: possibly the end of life as we know it.
The South walked right into its worst fears on race. It would have been so much easier if they had let up on black people incrementally, as they are now being forced to do with Hispanics, who admittedly didn't start out in as deep a hole as blacks. It would have been similar with blacks, I suspect.
A thriving, semi-integrated subculture with all kinds of cool stuff going on, but the whites wouldn't allow it so they put us through a monstrous mess. Now "monstrous mess" may as well be our website. Tom Cotton and his circle will not abide rational, productive, inclusive government and its results.
They simply won't have it and nothing more can be said. They must be defeated or forced busing will look like fun in comparison with the shit they will put us through. I don't see it happening. Tom's adversaries haven't suffered enough to take up the fight. They've never been invaded and conquered.
So they see Tom and Thom and Mitch as curious throwbacks. They are curious throwbacks but ones whose lives are animated by hatred and a grudge. They were wronged. They were raped. Justice must be done. Justice as in lynching: extrajudicial, suppressive and unstoppable as long as they have a say.
Sunday, March 8, 2015
White is the New Black
Saturday, March 7, 2015
Rope-a-Dope
Hangups
Friday, March 6, 2015
Philia and Phobia
Okay, Please Use "Patriotic" in a Sentence. And, Now, "Fiscally Responsible."
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
Freedom=Democracy/Privilege²
Freedom is inversely related to privilege. Privilege is inevitable and not a bad thing in moderation, because the studies show that a person's welfare is somewhat relative, but too much of it is poison, for the same reason, because it causes cultural fragmentation and indifference to the welfare of other people.