Saturday, March 31, 2018
A Half-Century of Magical Thinking
Life as a Spectator Sport
Wednesday, March 28, 2018
The Man in the High Chair
Tuesday, March 27, 2018
Black Like Thee
Monday, March 26, 2018
Truth Decay
Sunday, March 25, 2018
Something is Wrong
An Extraordinary Populist Delusion and the Madness of the Republican Crowd
Tuesday, March 20, 2018
Feeling Groovy
Moron Donald is waging an imaginary war. His instict in the face of failure is to double down in pursuit of cosmic affirmation and always attack. He’ll take any kind of affirmation. It’s the only currency that matters.
I fear the casino fate awaits us. No way is drama-queen Donald going to admit to himself his incompetence. If he implodes it must be biblical. It must be epic and epochal. If he implodes all the damage will accrue to us.
So, why should he care. He doesn’t. When the crash happens he’ll rationalize, refinance, restructure and move on, leaving the mess behind. He'll leave the mess to us. We are the mess. Atlantic City, here we come.
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
I Call it Treason
Tuesday, March 13, 2018
Baubles, Bangles, Bentleys... and Assault Guns
Monday, March 12, 2018
I Dub Ye Dubya...
Is Evil Battle-Ax Barbara Bush Still Alive?
Sunday, March 11, 2018
On the Massive Oedipus Complex of Republicans
Saturday, March 10, 2018
Fry Me Up Some
An Unfair Criticism of Trump
Mike Pence's Plan for God
Friday, March 9, 2018
The Inexecutable Command: Be Like Jesus
Puritanism entails an inexecutable command to aspire to perfection. Take this command too literally and seriously and a person implodes. They burn up like Roy Moore. They short out and toe-tap in bathroom stalls. They rail against abortion and then ask their pregnant mistress to get one. They preach love and forgiveness and act out of hatred and fear. They condemn everyone but themselves. After all, they have a personal relationship with Jesus.
About that and only that they are certain. Their salvation is assured. They are self-righteous, judgmental, hypocritical, egotistical and mean. Empower these idiots to manage and administer a society and the society implodes. Empower these idiots and you get Donald Trump, George Bush, endless wars, tax cuts for the rich and less food for the hungry. It's good they have Jesus on their side. Any normal person would want to kill them.
Human imperfection and the decrepitude of creation are more than fundamentalist, puritanical, evangelical Christians can handle so they execute a command to achieve the impossible and forgo their freedom and humanity. They forgo decency and compassion. They choose death over life. In a "halt and catch fire" command a computer stops whatever, presumably productive, task it is on and tackles a circular, flawed or unsolvable problem.
It has a meltdown. The computer requires a restart. Utopian Christians require a restart. I guess death would count as a "restart" by their metaphysics. So, die! I'm a little less otherworldly. I'd like a little sanity and justice in this world. I'd like healthcare and a secure old age. I'd like fewer guns and mass killings. Christians love the killings. It reeks of crusades and the end-times. It must be God's will in some way as it's conveyed to them by Jesus.
Man, do they love the misery of other people. It might bring them to Jesus and cause a conversion. Or, they die and get to see Jesus anyway. That's what the meltdown looks like when they run things, when your life is ruined by fatalistic crazy people and religious nuts. They will be like Jesus and identified with Jesus or there will be hell to pay, in this world. There is hell to pay. Go, now, ye Christians--HALT AND CATCH FIRE! Let's get it over with.
Tuesday, March 6, 2018
Suicidal Squeeze
Trump the Traitor
Monday, March 5, 2018
They Walk Among Us
Saturday, March 3, 2018
The Grand Delusion
Thursday, March 1, 2018
A Fine Bromance
Hell, we might already be there...
Wednesday, February 28, 2018
Exit Hope
High Anxiety
Always anxious to ensure that more Americans are utterly screwed a group of Republican operatives, now representing the administrations of twenty state governments, are suing to have Obamacare declared unconstitutional.
Democrats need to understand what is going on here.
Republicans will continue to attack until Democrats are completely disenfranchised. Democrats are the new black underclass in the hearts of a Republican political machine increasingly representing the values of the Confederacy.
Racism not only survives in America. As a political force it animates everything.
Persecutory Mania
Tuesday, February 27, 2018
The Fear of Fair Play
Monday, February 26, 2018
Baked by Elves
Friday, February 23, 2018
Billy Graham Joins Ruth in Hell
Sunday, February 18, 2018
His Heart Belongs To Daddy
Friday, February 16, 2018
A Separate Piece
Wednesday, February 14, 2018
The Sarah Show
Monday, February 12, 2018
Acres of Crooks
Sunday, February 4, 2018
Trainspotting Trump
Friday, February 2, 2018
Republicans are Primates
Animal vocal signals are, for the most part, intrinsically reliable. When a cat purrs, the signal constitutes direct evidence of the animal's contented state. We trust the signal, not because the cat is inclined to be honest, but because it just cannot fake that sound. Primate vocal calls may be slightly more manipulable, but they remain reliable for the same reason—because they are hard to fake.[41]Primate social intelligence is "Machiavellian"—self-serving and unconstrained by moral scruples. Monkeys and apes often attempt to deceive each other, while at the same time remaining constantly on guard against falling victim to deception themselves.[42][43]Paradoxically, it is theorized that primates' resistance to deception is what blocks the evolution of their signalling systems along language-like lines. Language is ruled out because the best way to guard against being deceived is to ignore all signals except those that are instantly verifiable. Words automatically fail this test.[20]
Words are easy to fake. Should they turn out to be lies, listeners will adapt by ignoring them in favor of hard-to-fake indices or cues. For language to work, then, listeners must be confident that those with whom they are on speaking terms are generally likely to be honest.[44]A peculiar feature of language is "displaced reference", which means reference to topics outside the currently perceptible situation. This property prevents utterances from being corroborated in the immediate "here" and "now". For this reason, language presupposes relatively high levels of mutual trust in order to become established over time as an evolutionarily stable strategy. This stability is born of a longstanding mutual trust and is what grants language its authority. A theory of the origins of language must therefore explain why humans could begin trusting cheap signals in ways that other animals apparently cannot (see signalling theory).
The Republican assault on intelligibility isn't merely a Machiavellian power play aimed at circumscribed, short-term goals, though it is that. It is an assault on civilization in an era when circumstances demand responsibility. The human capacities for good and evil are greater than ever. So, more than ever, this is not the time to screw it up.
(The excerpt is from "Origin of language")
They Might be Midgets
Did Obama Care?
Wednesday, January 31, 2018
redirecting to oligarchy.com...
Human Immersion Blender Speechifier Evil Emulsification Agent of Doom
We are a stew. Or maybe a roux, indiscernibly flour and fat. Anyway, lies and the truth are now indissolubly mixed and the guardians of our democracy are its destroyers.
Sunday, January 28, 2018
Tuesdays With Moron
Friday, January 26, 2018
Freudian Slip-Man Concentrate Insult Boomerang-Hurling Nincompoop
The Retreat to Moral Certainty
No Adults in the Room
Thursday, January 25, 2018
The Undignified and The Inefficient
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
The Accidental Terrorist
Monday, January 22, 2018
Salt Talk
Only a Catastrophe Can Save Us
Sunday, January 21, 2018
Can't Help Loving That Trump of Mine
My heart embraces Trump as it embraces its life in the face of death. It embraces its fate. Maybe "embrace" is too strong but my heart is seeking peace in the presence of insanity.
And Trumpism isn't anything if it isn't insane. Compulsion deprives him of his agency. Lack of agency and integrity deprive him of his humanity. His lack of humanity deprives us of ours.
Simple, in fact, isn't it? Simple, and utterly insane. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly.... If there's an archetype for a pig and piece of shit Trump is its apotheosis. And we chose him.
We are embracing a fate in Trump, if not him. It's the fate of annihilation.
Implacable Idiocy
Why should idiocy be so implacable? Idiots keep risking it even in victory. Don't they know they've won? They're too stupid to know.
It isn't a death wish it's delusion. Selection must have bred humans to be fearful. Crazy people must have outsurvived their complacent kin.
Where does it get you? To where we are now, creating wonders while sailing away into senseless destruction. It was wonderful once.
So many people were able to have better lives. Now it's just dumbfounding. Technology has done amazing things. Our ethics haven't kept up.