Trump offered Iran his normal conciliatory kiss-my-ass-and-I-won't-bomb-yours deal and they have refused it, not understanding American ways. Americans claim to be religious, especially Trump's supporters, but all they really give a shit about is money, power, and retribution for the Civil War.
Iranians are religious, whatever you think of their beliefs. They take religion seriously, are in some ways actually humble, and wouldn't dare presume on the prerogatives of God in a way reflecting sectarian and schismatic interpretations of their foundational document, the Koran. Unlike, let's say, Baptists.
So when Trump said 'Assy kissy?' the Muslims basically passed. In a way I feel for Trump. His evangelical supporters were so quick to kiss his ass and his administration has been purged of all but ass kissers so it feels normal to him. Subsets of shit-eaters and anus-lickers man Trump's bureaucratic elite.
They rule in Trump world. Shit eating appears to be an unfamiliar among Muslims but they have dietary practices and restrictions somewhat like the Jews. Maybe that's why American Jews continue to vote decisively against Trump. Evangelical Christians, by contrast, eat shit at the drop of a hat.
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