Saturday, November 23, 2024

Coronation Balls

When Trump is crowned I bet it will be his balls. They'll crown his balls. I'll leave the technical and logistical details to the experts but, worst case, I expect it will be a bejeweled dick ring.

Or some scrotum thing. I'm not up on this stuff. His head, after all, is vacant. Not much up there. And the hair? More dame material than duke. Dame Donald has a certain ring, but later on that. 

We have an investiture to deal with. I'll talk to the royals. 

My contacts among them. Meanwhile we're left with a dick as a symbol of American majesty. It doesn't work for me but I didn't vote for him. And that hood ornament of a hairdo. What do we do ...

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