Wednesday, November 6, 2024

America Elects Certified Piece of Shit

Pieces of shit everywhere rejoiced and celebrated. Pieces of shit are a disadvantaged group, one said, and need protection. Another said she finally felt seen. They should be included in D. E. I. initiatives, a third said, only to be reminded 'we're against that.' Pieces of shit were joined by incels, ignoramuses, militia maniacs, unrepentant Confederates and traitors at a table. 

I want to shoot me some Democrats and woke, a redneck said. I'll grab some pussy, said an incel, thinking Trump would pardon him as a pussy-grabbing co-believer if he got into trouble, not realizing that pussy-grabbing was for a privileged class within the movement. A multi-level-marketing crypto-scammer entrepreneur said it was good to know he was among friends.

And that others sympathetic to corruption and malfeasance would be in the highest positions in the country soon. A good time was had by them all, because Trump had won. A rumor was circulating that Elon Musk was handing out jobs. Another that he was going on a firing spree, just to warm up. Stephen Miller was asking for 'warm bodies' to deport, again for practice. 

They would be paid. 

Steve Bannon was throwing an Armageddon bash, the word went around, and it said 'nobody gets out alive' at the door which they hoped was a joke but, word was, there was real fire and brimstone inside and a strange stench in the air. Lawyers were trying to stir up a rigged election buzz, feeling forlorn over a lack of bogus cases to pursue since the victory was uncontested.

A diabolical feeling of delight was perceptible everywhere. 

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