Lend me your savings. The treasonous, socialist Democrats are after me. The 'woke mob' is after me. I'm the most persecuted man ever. The most abused.
So, lend me your money. I need it to defend myself from the scurrilous accusations of the Democrats. They hate America! They hate me! Same thing!
Everything I did was perfect! Save me from cancellation! Trump Show must go on! Ratings are high! Please buy my sneakers. Instant collector's items!
Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump
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