Haze From Turd Fires Consumes Country

An amazing haze from a Republican turd fire has covered the eastern U.S. with fecal smoke and ash. On Capitol Hill Republican representatives variously denied they were the source or, in the case of Lindsey 'Cracker' Graham, defended it as the result of the glorious bonfire of the bloated bureaucracy that has supported him his whole life while muttering other stuff about the deep state and emails and a laptop.