Let's Make a Deal

I've had enough of Trump. He's running for president again to avoid prosecution and possibly jail. There's another way out. Cut him a deal.

He forfeits all his assets. We leave him $100M cash. He leaves the country. Hungary, Saudi Arabia and North Korea will be happy to have him.

Maybe Scotland. Scots love nothing better than battle and kissing rich ass. An odd people, the Scots. Wealthy Scots kiss their own ass, but that's another story.

Trump agrees to shut the fuck up.

That, or Rikers. He goes in with the general population. Okay, maybe Butner. Tell me why not, if  'the law' means anything. The kids go too, by the way.

The grandkids can return one day but they better behave. We'll be watching.