Monday, July 31, 2017

A Consistent Ethic of "Fuck You"

I have uncovered the hidden message and consistent ethic of Republicanism through a simple, binary analysis precluding any other result. The mutually (only one may win) and collectively (someone must win) exclusive, binary possibilities:

1. Republicans win
2. We win 

And now the political and policy results corresponding to those outcomes, on the Republican side, edited for clarity and conciseness but utterly true in spirit:

1. Fuck you
2. Fuck you

Therefore, the only possible outcome is "fuck you" which agrees exactly with what is seen in formal, field studies and reported overwhelmingly by hearsay.

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