Friday, August 8, 2014

Space Turd

The Earth is just a big piece of shit, stuck in orbit around a flaming piece of shit, in a galaxy of shit, and so on. I have this on authority from Republicans. It's a religious precept for them.

This means that when everything turns to shit in their hands it is part of a noble effort, on their part, to reveal the world for what it is. Garbage. They are seekers of truth. And the truth is shit. Everything is shit.

Thank you, Republicans, for enlightening us on this.

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