Wednesday, November 4, 2026

Friends, Romans, Republicans

I come not to bury Trump, but to praise him. He was an honorable man. He never did an honest or honorable thing in his life but, no doubt, he was an honorable man. He destroyed everything he touched and left others to suffer for it, but he must have been an honorable man. He was a braggart, but it's no dishonor when one's boasts are true. He raped and pillaged, but what's the dishonor in this, in his circles? 

He was revered by the rabble and reviled by the best men, out of envy, I assume, because they weren't as honorable as he. His tweets were all honorable and none defamatory, by definition because he owned the platform, as is fitting. His status conferred honor, if not his behaviors, but it's all kind of a muddle. He was a man of action. Honorable men are men of action. Let us praise famous men, Trump above all. 

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