Trump Show, Season Two: More Murder and Mayhem!

The killing in season one was nearly passive, as Donnie got his footing in his important new job. He's president! But as a murder show it sucked. An epidemic didn't make good drama, though Donnie is estimated to have gotten over 400,000 people killed, a pretty good number, watching old farts with comorbidities die in a massive mess of hoses and tubes with a ventilator and shit, well, what a drag! 

The highlight was the idiot anti-vaxxers that passed, out of devotion to Donnie. Those morons believed they were actors like Donnie, I guess, and that they wouldn't really die. SAD! But that's the thing about the Trump Show, people really die. It's a snuff show. Season Two has been better. They're blowing shit up. Beating people in the streets of American towns and cities. Tormenting citizens in all kinds of ways. 

It's a much better show this time. Herr Hegseth, Trump's man of war, saw some poor souls clinging to a boat and said 'kill them!' What a man. Donald himself, it's said, loves nothing more than to see the films of the strikes. He started a war, he likes it so much. But they fought back! My God, the nerve. They messed up the plot. The whole thing is stalled now. But if there's one thing Donald's good at it's stirring shit up. 

So, stay tuned. That's the whole point, isn't it?