Down on Him

Little Donnie Trump's birthday bash is having problems with entertainment. All the better acts are pulling out realizing what a partisan satanic hell-fest it will be. They'll get down to a core group of degenerate acts, I expect, then go in-house. They're in a war, a culture war, so allowances have to be made. 

I don't think it will be so bad the cabinet and some others will have to do dance numbers in drag the way the Brits used to do lacking the USO and Bob Hope, I guess, but you know they would do it. I think it will come down to Trump. Trump will perform. What true MAGA can ever get enough of him? 

So he will sing. What else is new? He's a fucking entertainer. 

I'll allow him to have help. Make it a duet with a female singer. Only fair. The song will be important. It must convey the right message, the essence of Little Donnie since this is, after all, HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY and don't you forget it. The song I have chosen is 'Down on Me' à la Janis Joplin. 

We all know Donnie is the most persecuted and maligned person ever. Who, once in the presence of his stupendous and historic greatness, can not want to bow down in homage? BUT IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. Can you imagine? Some deluded souls fail to kiss his butt the moment it is offered for adoration.

It is noted Donnie wants his ass kissed every hour of every day, birthday or not, with ass-vigils kept at night and so on. At the same time he is established as the greatest person ever to live, the culmination of creation AND evolution, to cover the bases, and the only person in the world that matters. 

His persecution complex is justified. So we're looking at a 2-3 hour rendition of 'Down on Me' with improv and audience participation and multiple entendres and shit. The Republicans in Washington are down on Donald in another way entirely, also noted. Now, we've seen how Trump rambles on.

The audience always loves it! 

So none of this will be a problem. And, this being LITTLE DONNIE'S BIRTHDAY, anyone trying to leave or looking bored or whatever will be shot or put in that UFC thing and beaten to a pulp by some ICE goons. Because IT IS HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY. And don't you dare fucking forget it.