Take Him to the River

Greg Abbott claims to be a Christian. Of some persuasion. He must have been baptized. But it clearly didn't take. There's a gap in his qualifications.

Let's baptize him. Take him to the river. To the Rio Grande. Wheel him in. Into the river. According to Republican principles we must then leave him there. 

Once you're born and baptized the responsibility is over. Society doesn't owe you shit. Quite the opposite. Society must not help you out. No. No. No. 

That interferes with natural Darwinian mechanisms. And we like Darwin now. So we leave Abbott in the river. Getting himself out will build character. 

And maybe he'll see Jesus, one way or another. All good. Best of luck, Greg. God bless you. Thoughts and prayers. Maybe some Mexicans will pull you out.

On their way over. Wouldn't that be cool.