Secession Again

Kevin McCarthy's muse and right hand woman MTG has proposed national division and divorce and I say yes. They've been unfaithful all along while enjoying the benefits of the union and its stability. This is clearly unfinished business and a sequel to the Civil War. 

Iraq War II by the Bush model. So, we separate and then give them shock and awe. Invade their asses. Do it right and not let the racist bigot pigs off. Crush them and their lies and evil designs completely, deposing the Philippine pig farmer who will presumably rule them.