Saturday, February 4, 2023

Balloongate

Of course, Republicans are utterly panicked and hysterical about the balloon that overflew the country, as though there isn't an assload of satellites up there already doing who knows what. But it happened on Biden's watch so it must be a scandal and investigated. 

If it had happened to Trump no doubt it would have been a coup. No, one of the good kind, since Don-boy wanted to weaponize space and it would have shown his brilliance, prescience and determination to protect the country. Now we find out it did happen to Trump. 

Invisibly, because the balloons were so high. And Trump is back, an epic gas bag, bloating and floating above the political earth, his diaper leaking badly. Shit spews everywhere. His toadies hasten to clean it up. The toadies still abound but they're testing the winds. 

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