Tuesday, June 13, 2017

The Republican Ten Commandments (or Operating Principles for Life)

1. "God" is a useful concept in furthering one's ends
2. Therefore, use the ruse of godliness to promote yourself
3. In other words, there is no God but never admit it
4. Though, you, yourself, are a kind of God
5. To the degree that you assert your dominance in the world
6. So it is important to honor and respect nothing
7. Including human life, which you may destroy at will 
8. And steal and lie, of course, when it suits you
9. And screw your neighbor's wife or anything else that moves 
10. Or doesn't, since you should live a covetous, greedy and 
unprincipled life

Remember, "God" stands for accountability and intelligibility. 
You want none of this. It is for fools and losers.

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