No Worries!

Donald Trump, feeling compassion for the American people (he loves them like his children) and aware of their concerns, has created a cabinet-level department of reassurance and reinterpretation to be called No Worries! and chaired by Steve Bannon, a man of many hats. Bannon's code name in this role will be thatch, to keep it district and separate from his roles as advisor (code name: rasputinberry) and defense honcho (code name: flamingo).

Change is hard. Donald knows this but he also knows his own record and, disregarding the bankruptcies and calamities, it makes him confident. Keep in mind, however, that Trump lives large, especially now that he is lord of the universe, and that Bannon, a devotee of apocalyptic fantasies, thinks for the future. In other words, you may decline, suffer and die in the short term but, on-average and eventually, everything will work out well.

We have their word. Be reassured. And, no worries!