Catchy Phrases

We turn now to catch phrases for the candidates, vaporous bits of nothingness, slogans that still capture the essence of a candidacy. 

For Cruz: Death to the Infidels! or Slay the Heathen!

Remember, this applies firstly to his fellow citizens.

For Trump: Roll the Dice with Me!

This sounds like an invitation to gamble with Trump but it is ambiguously clever. It is an invitation to gamble on Trump. That way, he has deniability. If the world explodes on his watch he can say we knew the risks. It is how he already does business.

And for Hillary: It Could be Worse!