1. Shithood: people are depraved, worthless turds at birth and wallow in sin
2. Arbitrary Salvation: God is arbitrary in choosing the "elect" because God is a dick
3. Limited Salvation: those not chosen are unavoidably screwed now and forever
4. Asskicking Grace: the chosen--the elect--are inevitably and permanently redeemed
5. Despair: the result, together with cruelty, of this perverted, fatalistic outlook
Remember, all ye faithful, that God is an arbitrary asshole. Therefore, those who are arbitrary assholes are closest to God's heart and are representative of the Divine Will.
Go now, and fuck peace. Life is meant to be shit. Such is the inscrutable will of God.
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