Tie a Railroad Tie to Trump

A friend of mine's new dachshund puppy is gregarious and good-natured but he goes AWOL and off the property at unauthorized times in his enthusiasm and desire to bond with other living things in the neighborhood. An invisible fence has been ordered.

Meanwhile, a suitably sized block of wood has been added to his leash and is proving an effective deterrent to his affectionate forays. Comments arose (possibly from me) about the indignity of the restraint and it was decided the puppy was insensitive to it.

Obviously, a parallel exists with Trump. He is undisciplined and requires restraint. How much trouble might it save if Trump were tied to a railroad tie? He could drag it around and even, with some help, golf or make it onto Air Force One but it would slow him down.

No offense is intended to the dog in this. He is a vastly superior creature to Trump.