What a Boner!

What a boner Donald Trump must have at this point. And Hillary, too. It's all about them, their egos and ambitions. What about us?

Bernie really cares about us, more so than anyone in a long time. That's what I think. No boner there. It's actually a job, the presidency.

It's not an audition to be an icon. It's not supposed to be. No hard-on, maybe, but Bernie's got a bigger dick than those others.

Bernie's a man.