Friday, November 18, 2016
Sub-Ordinary People
A Loyal Public Servant
Well, now, Jeff Sessions is an interesting choice for Attorney General. No one can question that he is a loyal public servant--of the Confederate States of America.
Self-Negation
The Poison
Thursday, November 17, 2016
Wednesday, November 16, 2016
Well-Sized
Now that he's elected I'm reassured to think that Donald Trump has a reasonably well-sized dick. But he's a notorious exaggerator and put the issue into play himself.
Shouldn't it be independently verified? I mean, how could he defend our honor, internationally, otherwise. And those other leaders had better measure up, dick-wise.
Our boy Donald will take them out with his swagger.
Confidence Trickster
Personal Defects
Donald Trump ran a very defective campaign but his timing was perfect. Those who most accurately predicted the outcome didn't even consider the candidate, only other factors.
So he won in spite of himself. But try to convince him of that.
Appointments in Gehenna
Revenge of the White People
Speaking of Appointments...
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
The Appointed One
The messianic aspect of Trump's campaign--the "Save America" talk--is continuing after his win and it's worrying. If Donald insists on the savior shtick it could mean a culmination of the trends and fantasies of Reagan and Bush: the ability to see the world as it isn't and the need to play hero.
Arcade on Fire
Americans are so absorbed in and consumed by the video games their lives have become they don't notice that the arcade is on fire.
Trump and the Feudal Spirit
Monday, November 14, 2016
Holy Mackerel
Sunday, November 13, 2016
This Is Us
The more I get used to the Trump debacle I realize that he is perfect for us. We are the biggest pigs in the history of the world.
Saturday, November 12, 2016
We Deserve This
Whatever Trump is we deserve him--the Republicans for nominating him and the Democrats for failing to beat him.
The Brother of All Battles
Friday, November 11, 2016
Trump Against Cancer
Trump isn't an ideologue he's an idiot. He needs adulation and will want to be admired as a president and be well-remembered.
He may do okay. And if he destroys us it will probably be fast, like a heart attack, and not the horrible cancer of Cruz or Rubio.
Thursday, November 10, 2016
Sarah in Botswana
I suggest we appoint Sarah Palin ambassadress to Botswana. I think there's big game there she can hunt. I love the idea of getting her out of the country. The Trump boys could visit and hunt with her. Maybe one of them would have an affair with her. She's probably past the age of reproduction but, my God, what a genetic makeup that kid would have had.
The lesson in the Trump family would have to be that any kind of sexual impropriety is just fine and likely to be rewarded. And Bill Kristol could be posted to Swaziland. There's an opportunity here to get some of these rich right-wingers out where they can do some good or whatever and off of their asses. And, again, out of the country and out of our hair.
American Hysteria
Wednesday, November 9, 2016
Dream On
For less fortunate Americans who want to do better Republicans have always had an answer: dream on. If Trump is an outsider to this attitude--well, good. I'll believe it when I see it.